Okay, sit down because I know this is going to shock you.

The guy who had that whole Pray Away The Gay thing?  John Paulk, who used to be the chairman of Exodus, a group that helped you stopped being gay by praying – well, turns out, he’s gay forever and ever.

“For the better part of 10 years, I was an advocate and spokesman for what’s known as the ‘ex-gay movement,’ where we declared that sexual orientation could be changed through a close-knit relationship with God, intensive therapy and strong determination,” Paulk said. “At the time, I truly believed that it would happen. And while many things in my life did change as a Christian, my sexual orientation did not.”

He added: “Today, I do not consider myself ‘ex-gay,’ and I no longer support or promote the movement. Please allow me to be clear: I do not believe that reparative therapy changes sexual orientation; in fact, it does great harm to many people.”

John, I suspect there is no danger in me being the first to say I told you so.  I’ll just take a number and stand in line.

Until people realize that fundamental Christians will feed your butt to the lions just to entertain themselves, much harm will continue to be done in the name of Sweet Jesus.

Gay is not something that was invented to piss off God.  I could pray all day everyday not to be short but that ain’t gonna work either.

Thanks to everybody for the heads up.