No, No, Not The Blue Bell. Anything But the Blue Bell.

July 22, 2012 By: Juanita Jean Herownself Category: Uncategorized

As you regular visitors know, Blue Bell ice cream is my favorite.  Now I have to give it up.  I just hate that.

Come to find out, the little creamery in Brenham just became a tool of the devil.  They just gave $40,000 to John Boehner’s Leadership PAC.

If you want to drop them a little note and tell them while you feel real bad about it and you’re gonna miss Homemade Peaches and Cream real bad, you’re going to have to switch to Ben & Jerry’s to keep from giving money to stinkers like John Boehner, then I’m here to help.

Blue Bell Creameries
Consumer Relations
P.O. Box 1807
Brenham, TX 77834

I’m not going to threaten or get mad, I’m just gonna tell them how oh so very sad I am and how that sad is going to drip all over my friends when I deliver the bad news.  However, if they would like to be fair and keep Texas money in Texas, they could donate $40,000 to the Texas Democratic Party and I could eat Blue Bell again.  Which would make them a whole lot of money because I eat a whole lot of Blue Bell.

Please help me.  I neeeeeed Blue Bell.

Thanks to Evelyn for the heads-up.

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