And as the GOP slides ungracefully into total nonsense …

This week Chris Christie called himself the “Disaster Governor.”

He said that with 17 snowstorms during his tenure, not including Hurricane Irene and Hurricane Sandy, “I am clearly the disaster governor.”

Yeah well, in more ways than one.

That got me to thinking ….

Could Christie be the next villain in a new Superhero movie?

Disaster Governor:  He gets his super powers from a botched gastric bypass surgery, which allows him to harness the forces of nature to horribly inconvenience his own state for political purposes.

And he’s issued a Superhero challenge.  He warned the voters of New Hampshire not to vote “out of anger.”

“I’m angry, too. I want to burn Washington down because it’s so ineffective,” Christie said, “but who is going to rebuild it when it’s burned down?”

I dunno.  We really need a Pleasant Happy Day Governor for that job.

Thanks to Bryan for the heads up.