The Kiss of Death
You know how the universe tries desperately to make things even? You know, like if it’s hot somewhere, it’s cold somewhere else? What goes up must come down?
Well, the political balance tilted wildly when Sarah Palin endorsed Donald Trump so to make up for that …
Take that, Sarah Palin!
Look at this and grin …
Perry said he found the senator to be a good listener who respects the Tenth Amendment, “knows what he does not know” and is more conservative than Trump.
And that’s the problem with Rick Perry – he has no clue that he’s a complete certified walloping idiot. And if Rick Perry knows things that Cruz doesn’t know … well, we’d need to water Cruz twice a week.
I think Perry’s observation came about when Cruz and he spent some time together.
Perry: I am the most manly stud in all of Texas.
Cruz: I did not know that.
Perry: I came up one vote short of being Jesus Hisownself.
Cruz: I did not know that.
Perry: I can add and subtract with 70% accuracy.
Cruz: I did not know that.
Perry: I’m endorsing you because the Bushes don’t like me.
Cruz: Well, that I did know.
Thanks to Brian for the heads up.
The amusement afforded by the Klown Car has really worn out. You can tell by who is endorsing who. Now its just damn mind numbing boring!
1Agreed, maggie. There’s a certain amount of horrified amusement to be gleaned from Trump vs Cruz, except for the realization that one of those slimeballs is likely to be the GOP nominee and therefore up in our faces for another ten months.
2ROFL Gotta love the one upmanship game of who has the biggest loser in their endorsement pile.
Jeb(?) has his Momma (sort of)
T-Rump has $carah (and what a bargain) Seriously, what did it cost him to cloth her in that rummage sale vest donated by a long forgotten show girl to a used clothing store and left on the shelf for 50 years?
Sit down, pRick or man up and give the Cr-oozer a hug, too. We progressives are becoming a bit impatient with the death of the snacilbupeR. So please, get on with it. Maybe embrace each other with smallpox blankets?
3PKM: When it comes to fashion, ya gotta hang with the gays. Sarah’s “Dance Mom” sweater was a Needless Markup item. Went for about $150 prior to her endorsement speech. Now I understand it’s going for about $700. Apparently, we’re going to see quite a few at the R convention this year. But hey, at least Sarah is good for someone’s business. Gee… what do you think could happen if we got her to wear solar power cells. Hmmmm…
4JAKvirginia, snacilbupeR “fashion” falls off a cliff located between $carah’s sweater and T-Rump spox, Katrina Pierson’s bullet necklace.
But on a very important side note (to me at least) what are the gays says saying about neckties this year? If I were to stop buying ties and paying the dry cleaning costs, it sure would free up a chunk of change for charitable and political donations. May I give up the ties?
5PKM: What in all that is holy do you do with your ties? Check the label. Most are synthetic and can be washed. Check out “tie care” on the internet. You can save a bundle.
Personally, I don’t do ties but I do have a tasteful collection when I just have to.
6Well, something must sweep away the Winter doldrums. But just for mirth, let’s imagine that the endorser and endorsed were mated for life. What a hoot that would be. An endless supply of tabloid fun.
7Ahhhh …. ha … ha … ha!!! I saw this pathetic endorsement of Perry for the Cruzer on … hate to admit being up early enough to see this, but … Morning Joe. When pRick’s mug showed up to visually kiss Cruzer’s ugly red behind, I about spit out my coffee and choke on my bite of plain bagel.
8Dear friends, please enlighten me. I have never heard Cruz admit there is ANYTHING he does not know. Of course, not living in TX, I have been spared hearing him as a constant whining background to the evening news, at least before God told him 2016 was His Year. According to a family member who was in Harvard Law School at the same time, though, even then, Cruz knew everything there was to know.
Maybe Perry meant to say, “He knows what I don’t know” – that would cover a great deal of ground.
9JAKvirginia, synthetics? Are you calling me a snacilbupeR?
Speaking of synthetics, that brings us back to Sinator Cruz and his evil brand of governance, Theocratic Dominionism. What flavor of self-proclaimed constitutional scholar misses that separation of state and religion clause? Hug him tighter, pRick. He’s still breathing.
10What PKM just said! Hug him like a Python, pRicky, pretty please.
11Hollyanna’s hope reminds me of a scene in the science fiction TV series “Babylon 5” in which two bitter rivals died with their hands around each other’s throats….
12Perhaps Pricky sees himself as Veep material in a Cruz administration. Can’t blame a has been for trying.
13Flipping channels and saw a bit of an old Grand Ole Opry rerun. One of the women had a very similar top on.
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