My Paying Job

November 04, 2015 By: Juanita Jean Herownself Category: Uncategorized

Momma, do not click this link.

Leave comments over there at Outsmart.  It won’t make you gay.  Unless, of course, you already are. Then it will make you big and gay.

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  1. Larry from Colorado says:

    Before the massacre in Colorado Springs last week, a neighbor saw the guy carrying his gun and called 911. She was told “We have open carry, so there’s nothing I can do.”

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  2. If I see anybody walking around with a gun– which is unlikely in The People’s Republic of Greenbelt Maryland– I would call the cops. Let them figure out if he’s a Good Guy or a Bad Guy. But Larry from Colorado tells me that doesn’t work, at least not in Colorado….

    So that’s an excellent reason not to have open carry. You can’t tell who the Bad Guys are until they start killing people.

    (And I snorted a lot at the article, JJ.)

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  3. Marcia in CO says:

    It just seems to be getting crazier in Colorado and people just make the most asinine excuses for these gun-toting idiots. It’s unbelievable!!

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  4. Susan on the Left Coast says:

    That entire mama don’t look linked article was brilliant on so many levels! ♥

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  5. Kudos for using your inimitable humor to make the nutjobs look even more ridiculous. Those college students are beyond bright.

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  6. Hippie Cowboy says:

    And I just can’t wait for the fireworks to start at UT football games next fall when “beer + guns” are standard policy!

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  7. Sweet Crabby says:

    Let me get my thoughts wrapped around this: We teach abstinence -only sex “education ” even though every single evaluation says it’s a miserable failure. Everyone with a functioning synapse knows it fails because young people have a hard time with impulse control. But we let these same kids, at least the ones over 18, carry weapons.

    Someone in Oztin must believe that 18 year olds are all calm. Sober. PIous. It must be that these 18 year olds never get sexual frustrated, or maybe they’re all virgins. Stepford kids.

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  8. I just got up. This is the best morning I’ve had in a long time. Everyone of those dildo carrying UT kids should get a Nobel Prize! I cants imagine the videos going viral all around the world! This should even be enough to totally freak out even ISIS!

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  9. Sharon Camfield says:

    The last one made my day! Thanks for exposing the insanity in Texas….and championing the sane!

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  10. Linda Phipps says:

    Rhea: “So that’s an excellent reason not to have open carry. You can’t tell who the Bad Guys are until they start killing people”.

    In my never ever humble opinion, anytime someone needs to carry, open or otherwise, is trying to validate his manliness, and therefore a bad guy.

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  11. charles r. phillips says:

    #17! And #21!

    Passed half a breakfast burrito out my nose on 21!

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  12. No Darlin,
    It won’t be black and white hats that Texas Law enforcement will be lookin at for “good Guys, bad guys with guns” as with all these laws that have been passed in red states, it’s skin color…..
    In their eyes, they have now armed the revolution…….
    SMH sadly

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  13. Polite Kool Marxist says:

    Or, we could take the NRAs advice and be the good guys with a gun, especially in “stand your ground” states. See a guy waving his ammosexual extension in your neighborhood, open the window and fire away. Amirite, Wayne?

    OK, so that suggestion was a little bit out there for those of us who have respect for life. But, the day is coming, when the “stand your ground” wingnuts and the open carry wingnuts merge. It won’t be pretty. Wonder which wingnut fantasy Wayne will endorse as the ‘good’ guys.

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  14. Thanks for the good laughs.

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  15. JAKvirginia says:

    And I suppose the first thing taught at UT’s student orientation next year will be Duck and Cover.

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  16. I know better than to eat or drink anything while reading one of Susan’s articles. Good thing, too.

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