More Evidence
This came in the email —
Hi Juanita,
I have been a long time listener, but a rare commenter. I always enjoy your posts! Now I have a tidbit for you! Imagine my surprise when, after reading your latest July 15th post on Jade Helm, I happened to look at my Facebook feed and found a big ad for “Prime Day”- a day when Amazon Prime members will be offered “more deals than Black Friday”! And when is this Prime Day, you ask? It’s only going to be once a year on – you guessed it – July 15!!!!!!!!!!!! Coincidence????? I think not!
I think Amazon is working with President Obama to distract the citizens of Texas (and the rest of the country) with super good deals so they’ll be glued to their computers and won’t notice the storm troops sneaking up on them! I thought you’d want some advance warning. Keep up the good work; we in far away Michigan enjoy having something to take our minds off our own mouth-breathing Republican government.
Mary Lynne
I am so grateful for our foreign correspondents.
I’m taking advantage of the prime regardless of who is sneaking up behind me!!!!
1Too bad that’s not eBay. You might get a chance to bid cheap on a black former UN helocopter only slightly used.
2Mary Lynne, you are Michigan smart! Well remember all those decades in Detroit, the only Democratic stronghold in the state and wondering how the Republicans in Lansing could find their way across a small room!
3Amazon may not sell helicopters, but they do provide the same pepper spray used by fascist cops (complete with ‘user’ reviews):
http://www.amazon.com/Defense-Technology-56895-Stream-Pepper/product-reviews/B0058EOAUE/ref=cm_cr_pr_btm_link_1?ie=UTF8&showViewpoints=0&sortBy=bySubmissionDateDescending
Wonder if it will be on sale July 15.
4I can’t help but speculate about how the Jade Helm conspiracy theorists will handle July 16. Will they be chastened at all or will they just claim that their patriotic vigilance scared Obama off?
My guess is that they brag.
5That Obama is one slick trickster. His latest plan is brilliant. While Republicon men are busy defending their back doors from imaginary invaders, Obama slips through the internet connection to lure their wives into internet shopping sprees to send them into financial ruin. Genius!
Whatever will JEB! do? Columba already ruined him at the Customs Check point.
Meanwhile, First Lady Michelle Obama grins wickedly as she watches Republicon men running from their back doors to their dens attempting to protect their assets. Not quite an exercise Trifecta, but at least they are moving.
6Mountain Brook Alabama doesn’t allow Jehovah Witnesses to go door to door so I’m pretty sure that Jade Helm is SOS here.
7PKM your second to last sentence caused me to splatter the screen with my morning tea. I had a mental picture of all these men running madly away with their hands clasped tightly to their crotches.
I love to read your discourses.
8Oh the cunning….too bad my family and I will be traveling through that region on the 16th. I’ll take pictures of the devastation and pass them along. I just hope they don’t burn Buccees down.
9Maggie, the short answer is: they can’t. I can’t believe the devastation. And I can’t believe they got voted back in last year!
10Thanks, Mary Lynne! They can take away my Amazon when they pry my computer from my cold dead hands. Which reminds, me — when we’re all herded into the underground tunnels, will there be wi-fi?
11As my friend just pointed out, in addition to the decoy attack, it would also have the potential to crash the internet (thus disrupting the defender’s communications) AND deliver a big boost to the economy!! Devious!!
12I bet the sneaky Federales are using July 15 as a distraction, and actually plan their coup for July 14, which unbeknownst to Bastropians has a history of shenanigans. Like the storming of the Bastille.
13That Obama! From the depth of his amazing planning (that fake Hawaiian birth certificate/newspaper announcement) that he needed all those years later to the breadth of the Jade Helm excercise (where he will declare himself dictator for life, no doubt), that man (code word “boy”) is too clever by half! I will do my best to be supportive and shop till my fingers freeze up on midnight of the 15th of July–the least I can do from that bastion of liburl idiocies Upstate NY…what a genius!!
14@Rubymay – The internet is the new opiate of the masses, so of course there will be Wi-Fi. That way they can check Faux news to see what is happening to them play by play. It will create a nice feedback loop of paranoia. I figure their heads will explode inside a week, the tunnels can be flooded clean, and the rest of us can get on with our lives.
15Mary Lynne, I’m near Flint. Let’s do lunch and plot against the mouth-breathers.
16Oh, gahdang, for a minute there, I thought Prime Day meant I was gonna get some super deals on good steaks…
17I think Amazon uses ANY date that has folks’ attention to promote products. If there isn’t a date like that, they make one.
18Mary Lynn, you mean Michigan has as many er, uh, colorful folks as Texas? Hard to believe. I’ll take your word for it.
19Marge, who will set out a plate of homemade cookies on July 15 to create a diversion for the bad guys snooping around my neighborhood.