Cecil Webster has been my friend for ten years, maybe even a little longer.  He’s a retired Colonel in the United States Army and one helluva gentleman farmer in Carmine, Texas.  A long time ago, Cecil married way above himself to the gorgeous and talented Marsha Webster.

Cecil is the former Democratic county chair of Fayette County, a national delegate for Barack Obama in 2012, and currently serves on the State Democratic Executive Committee representing Texas Veterans.

I like Cecil.  But even if I didn’t, he’s not a man I would want to piss off.

So, when Cecil got a call that his congressvarmint wasn’t going to do a town hall, but that he would have a mass phone call where he did all the talking, Cecil was willing to even do that.

It did not go well.

First came this …

Cecil is a patient man but when it became apparent that he’d been snookered …

Mike McCaul’s official name is now Grass.

I kinda think we ain’t heard the end of this.  At least I hope we haven’t.

Sic ‘um, Cecil.