Measuring Up

June 09, 2018 By: Juanita Jean Herownself Category: Uncategorized

Trudeau lists his height at 6’2″

Trump lists his height at 6’3″

I think Trudeau is lying.

 

 

Thanks to Deb T for the heads up.

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  1. Too. too funny! Nice catch!

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  2. Gotta watch that Trudeau!! Such a liar!

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  3. Trump’s max is 6 foot even – but that height, when applied to his supposed weight, would mean he was obese. The doctor added some height and subtracted some weight in order to be able to say he was in excellent shape.

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  4. With or without the elevator heels?

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  5. Yes, but seriously like I said before, the picture that needs to be blasted out relentlessly is the one where they’re waving to the cameras. Because if for no other reason than to troll the Golgothan, glove size matters.

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  6. That was obvious last time he stood next to Obama. The fat guy just doesn’t measure up any way you look at him.

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  7. Jane & PKM says:

    Prime Minister Trudeau is clearly at least 2″ taller than Donnie. Additionally, Chancellor Merkel is a petite 5’5″ and she clearly measures above Donnie’s shoulder. While Donnie might have been 6’0″ at one time, as surely as his waistline has expanded he is losing height.

    P.P., there’s a correlation there somewhere between the minor glove size and the IQ of Orange Foolius. Note again Chancellor Merkel, a petite woman, and her hands are clearly larger than Donnie’s.

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  8. Old Fart says:

    Well then, if 45 *isn’t* 6′ 3″, then he’s… obese by BMI standards.

    But if you’re going to live to 200, who cares, right?

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  9. No wonder Trump didn’t want to go to Canada and would rather meet with Kim Jong-un.

    Actually, some advice from a former 60s teen, I’d suggest Kim troll Trump by wearing platform shoes under bell bottoms so long you can’t see his shoes. Trump would be going crazy… I mean crazi-er.

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  10. Roberto says:

    In orange skidmark’s world, is having your coat unbuttoned, flapping in the wind, a sign of dominance?

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  11. ronanon says:

    Trudeau is clearly cheating by standing on the shoulders of liberals, who were cropped out of the photo.

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  12. Jere Armen says:

    That conversion from metric to English system gets you every time. šŸ˜‰

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  13. It’s obvious you can see they are standing on a Canadian hill and Trudeau is at the apex, because of home turf advantage. Poor fat Donnie didn’t win the pushing war this time.

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  14. Trump may have just lopped off ā€œa few floorsā€ in the middle of his tape measure.

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  15. Please note the two leaders standing next to Trump

    Clenching hands in front of the body

    This gesture has three main positions: hands clenched in front of the face, hands clenched resting on the desk or lap and, while standing, hands clenched over the lower abdomen.

    When a person does this gesture, they are exercising some sort of ‘self-restraint’. They are symbolically ‘clenching’ themselves back and withholding a negative reaction, usually anxiety or frustration. The higher the person clenches his hands whilst standing, the more negative he is feeling.

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  16. Trump may not be the tallest.
    But by any measure, he’s the widest.

    (If he fell in the lake behind him, I would bet cash money there’d be a measurable tsunami on the distant shoreline)

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  17. Jane & PKM says:

    Sharon, consider the remarkable restraint being shown by Chancellor Merkel and PM Trudeau. With a couple of well coordinated elbows, they could have sent Donnie rolling down the hill and into the water. Missed a great photo op of Donnie emerging from the bay with a carp in his mouth.

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  18. Will never forget Justin’s dad, Pierre. He was most definitely tall and Justin has definitely inherited his stature.

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  19. Lunargent says:

    Iā€™m still trying to figure out why a photo of the G7 members has 9 people in it.

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  20. Donald Tusk of Poland, who is President of the European Council, and Jean-Claude Juncker of Luxembourg, who is President of the European Commission, are observers. Don’t ask me why Europe has both a Council and a Commision.

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  21. Chloe Bear says:

    Trudeau clearly is wearing platform shoes. He also looks pale and thin compared to our robust beautiful leader.

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  22. Lunargent says:

    Thanks, Origuy.

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  23. maryelle says:

    Dump arrived late, left early and criticized members of the G7. They wouldn’t submit to his demands re Russia and tariffs, unlike the Rethuglicans. No Nunez to run interference. Sad.

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  24. Linda Phipps says:

    Donald was standing in a hole.

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  25. Linda Phipps, it wasn’t deep enough.

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  26. Nobody would rescue him if he fell in the lake. And somebody from GQ needs to tell him that a suit jacket is supposed to be buttoned except when sitting down.

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  27. Dainty handed Donnei Dinkydong comes up short in every measurement…spatially and temporally.

    Kimmy Jong-Un the dung beetle is going to have a blast with Mr. Bullshit Mountain Tuesday.

    Kimmy will be slapping that walking pile of BS around like he has a tortilla squasher on the table: roll, whap, squish, flip on the comal, zip on the stack.
    Tortillas de masa harina, harina de trigo, Ć³ mierda (bullshit) tacos, SeƱors y SeƱoritas?

    (and I’ve never even seen ‘the daily show’)

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