June 09, 2018 By: Juanita Jean Herownself Category: Uncategorized
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My name is Susan DuQuesnay Bankston. I live in Richmond, Texas, in the heart of Tom DeLay's old district. It's nuttier than squirrel poop here.
I am honored and privileged to know Miss Juanita Jean Herownself, hairdresser extraordinary and political maven. Since she does not have time to fiddle with this internet stuff, I type her website for her and you can read it if you want to. If you don't, she truly does not give a big bear's butt.
A lot of what I post here has to do with local politics, but you probably have the same folks in your local government.
This ain't a blog. Blogs are way too trendy for me. This is a professional political organization.
Too. too funny! Nice catch!
1Gotta watch that Trudeau!! Such a liar!
2Trump’s max is 6 foot even – but that height, when applied to his supposed weight, would mean he was obese. The doctor added some height and subtracted some weight in order to be able to say he was in excellent shape.
3With or without the elevator heels?
4Yes, but seriously like I said before, the picture that needs to be blasted out relentlessly is the one where they’re waving to the cameras. Because if for no other reason than to troll the Golgothan, glove size matters.
5That was obvious last time he stood next to Obama. The fat guy just doesn’t measure up any way you look at him.
6Prime Minister Trudeau is clearly at least 2″ taller than Donnie. Additionally, Chancellor Merkel is a petite 5’5″ and she clearly measures above Donnie’s shoulder. While Donnie might have been 6’0″ at one time, as surely as his waistline has expanded he is losing height.
P.P., there’s a correlation there somewhere between the minor glove size and the IQ of Orange Foolius. Note again Chancellor Merkel, a petite woman, and her hands are clearly larger than Donnie’s.
7Well then, if 45 *isn’t* 6′ 3″, then he’s… obese by BMI standards.
But if you’re going to live to 200, who cares, right?
8No wonder Trump didn’t want to go to Canada and would rather meet with Kim Jong-un.
Actually, some advice from a former 60s teen, I’d suggest Kim troll Trump by wearing platform shoes under bell bottoms so long you can’t see his shoes. Trump would be going crazy… I mean crazi-er.
9In orange skidmark’s world, is having your coat unbuttoned, flapping in the wind, a sign of dominance?
10Trudeau is clearly cheating by standing on the shoulders of liberals, who were cropped out of the photo.
11That conversion from metric to English system gets you every time. š
12It’s obvious you can see they are standing on a Canadian hill and Trudeau is at the apex, because of home turf advantage. Poor fat Donnie didn’t win the pushing war this time.
13Trump may have just lopped off āa few floorsā in the middle of his tape measure.
14Please note the two leaders standing next to Trump
Clenching hands in front of the body
This gesture has three main positions: hands clenched in front of the face, hands clenched resting on the desk or lap and, while standing, hands clenched over the lower abdomen.
When a person does this gesture, they are exercising some sort of ‘self-restraint’. They are symbolically ‘clenching’ themselves back and withholding a negative reaction, usually anxiety or frustration. The higher the person clenches his hands whilst standing, the more negative he is feeling.
15Trump may not be the tallest.
But by any measure, he’s the widest.
(If he fell in the lake behind him, I would bet cash money there’d be a measurable tsunami on the distant shoreline)
16Sharon, consider the remarkable restraint being shown by Chancellor Merkel and PM Trudeau. With a couple of well coordinated elbows, they could have sent Donnie rolling down the hill and into the water. Missed a great photo op of Donnie emerging from the bay with a carp in his mouth.
17Will never forget Justin’s dad, Pierre. He was most definitely tall and Justin has definitely inherited his stature.
18Iām still trying to figure out why a photo of the G7 members has 9 people in it.
19Donald Tusk of Poland, who is President of the European Council, and Jean-Claude Juncker of Luxembourg, who is President of the European Commission, are observers. Don’t ask me why Europe has both a Council and a Commision.
20Trudeau clearly is wearing platform shoes. He also looks pale and thin compared to our robust beautiful leader.
21Thanks, Origuy.
22Dump arrived late, left early and criticized members of the G7. They wouldn’t submit to his demands re Russia and tariffs, unlike the Rethuglicans. No Nunez to run interference. Sad.
23Donald was standing in a hole.
24Linda Phipps, it wasn’t deep enough.
25Nobody would rescue him if he fell in the lake. And somebody from GQ needs to tell him that a suit jacket is supposed to be buttoned except when sitting down.
26Dainty handed Donnei Dinkydong comes up short in every measurement…spatially and temporally.
Kimmy Jong-Un the dung beetle is going to have a blast with Mr. Bullshit Mountain Tuesday.
Kimmy will be slapping that walking pile of BS around like he has a tortilla squasher on the table: roll, whap, squish, flip on the comal, zip on the stack.
Tortillas de masa harina, harina de trigo, Ć³ mierda (bullshit) tacos, SeƱors y SeƱoritas?
(and I’ve never even seen ‘the daily show’)
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