She’s got less class than beanie-weenie night at the bowling alley, but she got herself a pimpmobile, Honey.

Majorie Taylor Greene just purchased herself a $92,000 “campaign car” using her political donations, a significant amount of which come from retired people.

It’s kinda hard to figure out which Russian tank she bought, but here’s a general idea.   This appears to be the  dealership’s most expensive car.

As of the time of writing, the website of the dealership in question shows no vehicles for sale with a sticker price above $81,860. That would get you a brand spanking new 2022 GMC Sierra 2500 HD AT4 truck complete with leather upholstery, two first row LCD monitors, a Premium GMC Infotainment System, and six speakers. So whatever MTG bought, it’s swankier than this.

Here’s my reckoning:  add another $10,000 for an ammo storage compartment, a hair dryer and mounted hair spray station, a tattoo equipment board, a fully equipped S&M dungeon, and small but tidy personal abortion clinic, and there’s your $10,000 in add ons.

Ain’t she dandy! If you can think of any other “add -ons” she’d need on her truck like maybe an animated  neon pop-up middle finger with “Eat This!” signage to flash at any vehicle with a Go Beto bumper sticker – just let me know in the comments.