Majorie Taylor Greene
She’s got less class than beanie-weenie night at the bowling alley, but she got herself a pimpmobile, Honey.
Majorie Taylor Greene just purchased herself a $92,000 “campaign car” using her political donations, a significant amount of which come from retired people.
It’s kinda hard to figure out which Russian tank she bought, but here’s a general idea. This appears to be the dealership’s most expensive car.
As of the time of writing, the website of the dealership in question shows no vehicles for sale with a sticker price above $81,860. That would get you a brand spanking new 2022 GMC Sierra 2500 HD AT4 truck complete with leather upholstery, two first row LCD monitors, a Premium GMC Infotainment System, and six speakers. So whatever MTG bought, it’s swankier than this.
Here’s my reckoning: add another $10,000 for an ammo storage compartment, a hair dryer and mounted hair spray station, a tattoo equipment board, a fully equipped S&M dungeon, and small but tidy personal abortion clinic, and there’s your $10,000 in add ons.
Ain’t she dandy! If you can think of any other “add -ons” she’d need on her truck like maybe an animated neon pop-up middle finger with “Eat This!” signage to flash at any vehicle with a Go Beto bumper sticker – just let me know in the comments.
Campaign car?
1More like champagne car.
Bet it has great towing capabilities, for the hot tub trailer when she needs to kick back after a long day shrieking at mass shooting survivors.
Maybe she’ll let her buddy matt gaetz use it to pick up teens.
2Maybe we can get 2000 Mules to crap on Ms. MTG’s new wheels?
Bury it in fragrant muleshit, a more fitting substance for her than bullshit, which the Rufous Ratbastard has a corner on the market for.
‘2000 Mules’ is a just released ‘movie’ produced by [choke] Dinesh D’Souza… Yeah, y’all know that wormy little bit of off-cast anal-area snakeskin.
It’s apparently a super hot topic with the MAGAot cretins now, they’re falling all over themselves trying to see the preview.
The premise of the flatulent flick is, you guessed it, how the evile Demonrats stole the 2020 election from Dear Leader, using yet another permutation of their imaginatory fever dreams.
2000 Mules:
https://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/2000_Mules
“2000 Mules is a 2022 American political film by Dinesh D’Souza.[1][2]
The film alleges Democrat-aligned individuals, or “mules,” were paid to illegally collect and deposit ballots into drop boxes in Arizona, Georgia, Michigan, Pennsylvania and Wisconsin during the 2020 presidential election. The film was based on research by True the Vote.
Former president Donald Trump praised the film as exposing “great election fraud”.
The Associated Press reported the film was based on faulty assumptions, anonymous accounts and improper analysis of cellphone location data.[3][4][5]…”
3Wonder how much the retirees chipped in for the Jewish space lazer-proof windows…
4https://static.hollywoodreporter.com/sites/default/files/2015/02/mtv_pimp_my_ride_poster.jpg
5Can you imagine the pearl clutching if Beto bought a Civic with A/C? I’m sick of the GOP but here in Texas we are stuck with them; I hope other states take note!
6People who donate to rePUKEians LOOOOOVe being taken advantage of. Why else would they be giving the GangOfPervert anything!
7JJ,
Don’t forget the military grade gun mount on the cab roof and the built-in sound system so her shrieking can be heard for blocks.
8We should respect the fact that Marge is always going
9to need a new ride to haul round all of her manic stupidity— which gets heavier by the day.
I’m 77. I HATE my generation of MAGA assholes!!!!
10Televangelists. MAGA asshats. ‘Your grandson has been arrested and needs gift cards.’ The elderly have always been targets for scammers. (And yes, I’m one of the targets; I just haven’t fallen for them……yet.)
11Light-up TruckNutz, $86.
12She got this money from retired people? Who the helll are they?I’m retired and I was able to get necesssary paper products and some canned soup yesterday thanks to some smalll amount gift cards from friends and family!
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