Louie, Shuddup, Man
He’s stirring up more cornbread than can fit in the turkey. Louie Gohmert went on a Zoom call last week and announced that “U.S. Army forces” had seized servers from a Frankfurt office of the software company Scytl.
In his recorded remarks, Gohmert said he had heard from “former intel people” that Scytl maintained data that could be “gleaned” to prove Republican votes had been changed to Democrat in the Nov. 3 election.
I dunno, but I kinda think that Joe Bob over at the bowling alley over in Tyler, Texas, can hardly be classified as a former intel person because he went to the Boy Scout Jamboree in Washington, Dee Dee once in the 1950’s.
Now, of course, none of this happened. None of it. Not even little.
In the statement Scytl said: “We do not have servers or offices in Frankfurt” and “The US army has not seized anything from Scytl in Barcelona, Frankfurt or anywhere else.” It also says Scytl does not “tabulate, tally or count votes in the US.”
So, Louie, you were like triple wrong. There ought to be a prize for that.
Thanks to Kary for the heads up.