Louie, Shuddup, Man
He’s stirring up more cornbread than can fit in the turkey. Louie Gohmert went on a Zoom call last week and announced that “U.S. Army forces” had seized servers from a Frankfurt office of the software company Scytl.
In his recorded remarks, Gohmert said he had heard from “former intel people” that Scytl maintained data that could be “gleaned” to prove Republican votes had been changed to Democrat in the Nov. 3 election.
I dunno, but I kinda think that Joe Bob over at the bowling alley over in Tyler, Texas, can hardly be classified as a former intel person because he went to the Boy Scout Jamboree in Washington, Dee Dee once in the 1950’s.
Now, of course, none of this happened. None of it. Not even little.
In the statement Scytl said: “We do not have servers or offices in Frankfurt” and “The US army has not seized anything from Scytl in Barcelona, Frankfurt or anywhere else.” It also says Scytl does not “tabulate, tally or count votes in the US.”
So, Louie, you were like triple wrong. There ought to be a prize for that.
Thanks to Kary for the heads up.
He couldn’t let Sen. Cornhole’s comment about the vote in Puerto Rico go unchallenged.
1I expect the German government might have something to say about the US Army seizing things from German companies. But then, it’s all about keeping their base too angry to think…
2But other than being wrong in every regard…
3But did Scytl deny they engage in child trafficking from the nonexistent basement of their nonexistent Frankfurt offices? We can’t stop asking about the known known lies. We must persevere, to the crunchy chewy nougat center of Louie’s brain and question the Rumsfeldian unknown unknown lies as well.
Liars are bad, but bad liars are the worst.
4Now if it were the other way around that Republicans had STOLEN votes from Democrats then I would believe it!
5It was so nice not hearing from Goober for months.
6Louie living down to his reputation
7Louie will have a new soulmate in the House. The Quack-a-Non from GA, Marjorie Taylor Greene can throw around conspiracy theories with the worst of them.
C’mon Louie. The Republicons keep electing people to make you not the dumbest person in the House. But you can up your game to hold that title, little fella.
LOL Bolt-on actually mouthed truth today: “It requires people to explain what happened,” he continued. “The Trump campaign simply has no evidence. Their basic argument was this was a conspiracy so vast and so successful that there’s no evidence of it.”
“If that’s true, I really want to know who the people are who pulled this off,” Bolton added. “We need to hire them at the CIA. The fact is, this is all blue smoke and mirrors.”
8What I find unforgivable is that he was just reelected. His voters have a lot to answer for.
9John Bolton said that Republicans aren’t as stupid as Democrats think. Apparently Mr Bolton doesn’t know Louie, or the QAnon folks, or…
10I think there was a time when repugnanticans would actually be embarrassed by someone like goober gohmert or Giuliani (and many more coockoo nuts). Now, it’s like a contest to come up with the most bizarre “evidence” of voter fraud. Can’t wait to see Giuliani, Trumpfs head “legal mind”, take this before a judge. Wondering if Borat was the former intel person. Now that we be a good one.
11Waiting for a Trumpf tweetle dee dee, Tweetle dee dumb praising goober.
And just think, east Texans had an opportunity to vote in a normal person, but they chose Louie to represent them . . . sigh.
12Ya know, if we Democrats were so good at changing votes, wouldn’t we have taken back the Senate while we were at it? I guess we were too busy drinking the blood of babies and worshiping Satan.
13That Dumb Broad QAnon newly-elected is saying she will refuse to wear a mask because “reasons”. If she tries to enter the Chamber without one, or removes it once she’s inside, she should be escorted out by the Sgt-at-Arms. Let him earn his keep.
Almost 250k deaths; it hurts to even think of the losses.
14It seems to me that the US Army seizing anything in Frankfurt would be an act of war. The German government would certainly have something to say about that.
15Yeah, I’ve been wondering why, if Dems are such evil geniuses in creating fake votes, they had so many of them split the tickets to elect Rep Senators in NC, MT, AK…, let marginal House members lose, and fail to flip state Houses in, oh, MI, TX, PA.
Man, for evil geniuses we sure can be dumb sometimes!
16He’s self-medicating again – alcohol with whatever he can squeeze out of a cactus. Isn’t there a comfortable attic somewhere with a very, very good lock that could house him and keep him safe from himself? Let alone the rest of the world?
17You can imagine how the game of Telephone went, starting with Scytl did some data storage for a Pentagon study of overseas bases’ mail in balloting needs, on through to Gohmer’s version. Soon it’ll involve Hitler, snipes, and the brain bug from Starship Troopers. People look at me like I’m a hysterical exaggerator when I say Republican voters would elect Beelzebub if he had an R after his name, but then I show them Louie.
18Just as a side note…Texas has now had over a million cases of COVID-19, with over 20,000 Texans dead of it. Any time Louie or any other TX Republican spouts off about election fraud, the cost of Social Security, or anything else, hit ’em with those big round numbers and say “What have YOU done to stop this epidemic? Oh, right, nothing.” Just hammer ’em.
133 counties in Texas have a population under 20,000 by the 2010 census. If all the deaths had ranged across any of those counties they’d have lost all their population. Or you could add up the little ones to see how many counties would have been depopulated. All the two-digit and three-digit counties (Bordon, Kent, King, Kenedy, Loving, McMullen, Roberts, Terrell) add up to a grand 4853. Leaving 15,147 for Armstrong, Bailey, Baylor, and Briscoe (4 digit counties in alphabetical order…) just room to lose all their populations, too. That’s a dozen Texas counties…if all the deaths had been concentrated there. (There are of course multiple ways to find counties that add up to 20,000 population. This list includes Bailey, which has just over 7000. Choosing the smaller ones adds more numbers, but I’m not finding this game amusing.)
At any rate, it’s doggone easy to say that this pandemic has killed the equivalent of 10 or more Texas counties’ populations.
19This was a big announcement yesterday for drumpfbots for about 2 hours. When the whole story was debunked, they just moved onto the next scandal that isn’t.
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