Texas Congressvarmint Louie Gohmert just called Senator John McCain a “numb nuts.”

On the radio.

Wait, I mean Louie said it on the radio.  Not that John McCain’s numb  nuts were on the radio.  I do not have much information about John McCain’s numb nuts, but apparently Louie Gohmert does.

Louie was peeved and outrage, just outraged, I tell you, that John McCain was not enamored with Michele Bachmann’s call for investigating everybody for their ties to the Muslim Brotherhood.  So, Louie Gohmert did what Big Hairless Super DeLux Brand Christian Louie Gohmert always does – he starts name calling.

GOHMERT: Well, it’s obvious that John McCain didn’t even read the letter because of what he said in accusing Michele and us of making these horrible accusations. There were five letters and there were many things that are stated that are facts in each letter. And I wish some of these numb nuts would go out and read the letter before they make these horrible allegations about the horrible accusations we’re making. But we also know that John McCain himself had said back in the early stages of stuff going on in Egypt that he was, in his words, “unalterably opposed to helping the Muslim Brotherhood.” Well, obviously the unalterable person has been altered, so he is okay with it now.

So not only is John McCain a numb nut, he’s also in cahoots with the Muslim Brotherhood.

So, Louie is not saying that anybody is in any way cahooting with the Muslim Brotherhood and he proudly admits that he has zero evidence that they are, but he wants them all investigated.

I can do better than that.

Louie Gohmert: Probably not a witch

Louie Gohmert attends Green Acres Baptist Church in Tyler, Texas.  On August 3rd, Green Acres Baptist Church is having a magician perform.  Magic is a tool of the devil.  Magic is associated with witches and voodoo.  Louie Gohmert goes to a church where they have magic closely associated with voodoo and witches.

I am not saying that United States Congressman Louie Gohmert is a voodoo practitioner and belongs to a witches’ coven, but I sure think it needs investigating because all the evidence is there.

I also think he should be IQ tested, even though there is no evidence that he has one.

Thanks to Stephen for the heads-up.