Louie Gohmert: He Can Even Make Germans Laugh
Internationally known fool, which is not a title to be taken lightly with all the competition lately, Louie Gohmert, claims the Germans have preventative for Covid-19.
And, to make it sound even better, it’s a white mist.
“It is being used in Germany as a mist,” Gohmert said in an interview with a local Texas news station earlier this month. “Health care workers go through a misting tent going into the hospital and it kills the coronavirus completely dead not only right then, but any time in the next 14 days that the virus touches anything that’s been sprayed it is killed.”
You know, like magic. Why hell, it’s practically the Jesus Mist!
Doctors in Germany are saying … “Whaaaaa?”
Several German doctors replied to questions from the American media and all of them said nope.
Thomas Ruttkowski, spokesman for the German Society of Hospital Hygiene, said there is no product like the one Gohmert described.
“I’m sorry, but we did not hear about that magic powder,” he said in an email. “Thank you for your mail. … Finally, something to laugh about.”
Gohmert also claims there’s an unnamed company in Arizona working on such a magic mist. Arizona says nope, too.
But thanks for the laugh, Louie.
Thanks to everybody for the heads up.
Decontamination procedure video
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=d1vw7E7uE3E
1what is absolutely mind boggling is the people that vote for crazy louie!!
2Soviel Dummheit in einen Kopf.
3Sure, we’re laughing now, but wait till trump starts touting it.
4When I clicked the link for the Chronicle story, and saw the picture, something occurred to me. In ’86 the band Genesis did a song called Land of Confusion. The video for it was pretty awesome for the time. Absurdly caricturized puppets of band members and world leaders, Reagan included. All doing surreally absurd things. f**king trump and Louie woulda been perfect for that. No puppets needed. At the time, nobody woulda believed these characters could exist anywhere but a mental institution or a Monty Python movie. Now they’re the standard bearers for the G.O.P.
5This comes down to the question of what are you willing to do to win (elections).
GOPs and the Flying @$$monkeys are willing to believe Russian agitprop over our own experts. They are willing to lie, cheat, and steal. Meanwhile we are relying on the Law.
Someone with DEEP pockets needs to sue Faux Corp in a “kill a chicken to scare the monkeys” maneuver. We have no choice but to use the hammer of the Law to save our nation…
6If hot air showers were effective, everyone could line up in front of Louie for a COVID-19 cure.
7Old Fart – I don’t think they believe any of this stuff. They are just single issue voters – no abortions, GOP judges and so forth. When they finally wake up, they will be doubly mad at Dems for not warning them!
8Who wants to tell Louie “Outbreak” wasn’t a documentary?
9So…I live in Germany. Our daughter is a hospital physician in Berlin.
Please tell Louie from me: “you LIE!!!”
10you’re right, it is funny, except it isn’t, really. there are an incredible number of people in this country, who have achieved terminal velocity stupid. these people will believe this idiocy, and possibly act on it, threatening healthcare providers/state politicians with physical harm, if they don’t provide them with this “cure” (or whatever the hell it’s supposed to be), and that’s dangerous.
11The demented one retweeted that noted example of judgement Golfer John Daly claiming that the consumption of a “bottle” (Fifth? 1/2 gallon?) of Vodka a day will kill virus.
12I guesss that works. Kill the host and the virus will die.
What you put in your mouths
‘No way food safety not compromised’: US regulation rollbacks during Covid-19 criticised
Major pork plant closed after hundreds of workers contract coronavirus, while speeding up of poultry production lines raises concerns over standards
Edit: Now it has emerged that as a wave of plants announce closures, US meat plants are being granted permission to increase the speed of their production lines. This comes despite warnings that the waivers for higher speeds on slaughter and processing lines will compromise food safety.
The latest line speed increases, announced by the Food Safety Inspection Service (FSIS) mean 11 poultry plants have been given waivers to operate higher line speeds in the past fortnight. A number of beef and pork plants have also been given waivers, including a beef plant in Kansas in late March. The move will allow the additional chicken factories to slaughter as many as 175 birds a minute – the equivalent of 3 per second.
A union representing federal food safety inspectors has said faster lines will make it harder to catch “pathology that shouldn’t be going out to the consumers”.
13article:
https://www.theguardian.com/environment/2020/apr/20/no-way-food-safety-not-compromised-us-regulatory-roll-backs-during-covid-19-criticised
Louie was getting some stiff competition for the title of dumbest rock in the landslide. He had to push back and he doesn’t seem to have lost a step.
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