Okay, as we say a fond farewell to Louie Gohmert, the FEC joins in the praise by issuing him one last violation of ethics rules.  It appears that Mr. Grubby Fingers took excessive donations from …

And it will come as no shock to you that the House Freedom Fund is every Donald Trump puppet in congress.

Way to go out, Louie!  Violating rules is the monument to your time in the House.

As you know, Louie ran for Texas Attorney General in the Republican primary against an indicted felon whose whole upper staff resigned and called him a crook, Ken Paxton. There were four candidates in the race. Louie came in fifth.

No, no, I just made that up. But, he came in such a distant fourth that it might as well been seventh.  Which goes to show you that Louie isn’t all that popular in Texas as a whole.  Face it, they placed an indicted felon and George P. Bush above him. That’s gotta sting.

Now you’re probably asking yourself, who is going to replace ole Louie? The Devil.

He’s the current county judge in Smith County.

Nathaniel Moran.  I’m not sure how you pronounce his last name but … he’s gonna be a fun one, that guy.