Oh y’all, he’s running for Texas Attorney General due to his firm grasp on law and reality.

Bringing you up to date on this Disney Land Adventure, our current AG in Texas is an indicted felon who has been successful in postponing his trial since July of 2015 on three counts of security fraud. He’s a big buddy of Donald Trump.  Already in the race are George P Bush (Jeb’s son) and a very popular Republican Supreme Court Justice Eva Guzman.

So why is Louie running?

Okay, Madam Swami Juanita looks into her rhinestone bedazzled crystal ball and gives it her damn best:  I cannot find anywhere online an answer if he can run for both a federal and a state office at the same time in Texas.  Thanks to Lyndon Johnson, you can run for both Vice President and senate for the same time in Texas, but I can’t seems to find a definitive answer in this case.  Glen says yes but I dunno, so I am checking it out.

But, the biggest take away on this is that Louie is broke – both personally and professionally. Well, and intellectually and morally.  PACs don’t give him money because nobody knows where his head will be on a given day.  His constituency is dirt poor so they don’t give him money, just prayers.

But, here ya go, Cocomo –

Gohmert announced earlier this month that he would join the GOP lineup against Paxton if he could raise $1 million in 10 days. The 10th day was Friday. Gohmert said in an announcement video that he has “reached our initial goal of raising $1 million in order to start a run for” attorney general, though he did not confirm whether he was able to collect it in 10 days.

Gohmert needs money for lawyers to cover his Donald Trump shenanigans.  Nobody is going to give money to a goofball in a safe Republican district who has accomplished exactly zero in his years in congress. So, running for a statewide race where he can attack the scientific basis for … well, everything and that includes s-e-x, Louie can part crazy people from their money, which is genius.

December 13th is the filing deadline in Texas, so don’t place any bets on what Louie will do until then.  If he can raise enough money by then, he’ll be back to running for congress.

He’s a whore, y’all.