Trump the Lump has now given up on being Most Popular.

My Granny Rose use to tell the story about being at a parade. As she was watching one of her daughters march with the high school band, there was one young student marching horribly out of step.  “Oh look,” said the woman next to her, who was obviously that student’s mother, “everybody is marching out of step except for my Joseph.”

Trump is Joseph. He’s now mad at Fox News.

President Donald Trump on Sunday slammed his preferred news network over recent unfavorable poll results, saying: “There’s something going on at Fox [News], I’ll tell you right now. And I’m not happy with it.”

And he’s also had  spat with a long time best friend.  The spat is over money, of course.

Tom Barrack and Donald Trump have been friends and confidants for more than three decades — the two men are so close, for instance, that Barrack comforted Trump during the funeral of his father, Fred.

But the intimate relationship between the wealthy California investor and the president has fractured so badly that the two no longer speak, current and former White House officials say.

Oh my, I think his friendship list is down to three WWF wrestlers and Mitch McConnell.  Hell, even Mike Pence thinks he’s the devil.