Local Republicans

September 01, 2010 By: Juanita Jean Herownself Category: Uncategorized

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Our local Republicans will never win any award for making good yard signs.  First there was Tea Party County Commissioner Andy Meyers and signs for the 2002 election that gained him even the scorn of some in his own party —-

—- which was just damn offensive.

Now, the best they can come up with is this one I saw tonight in front of a local criminal defense lawyer’s office.

“Honest to gosh,” Juanita says, “I had to drive past this sucker three times to figure out what it said at the bottom.  Then I had to stop my car, get out, and climb in a danged ditch to take a picture.  Any pictures from the road weren’t readable at all.”

“So, let’s face it, it’s a poorly designed yard signs.  Too many words.  Goofy font.”

“However, that misses the point.  The point is that the GOP does not, I repeat not, need to be slinging mud in the spending department.  I know they’re all so old that they forget things, but how can anyone forget 8 years of George Bush running this country into debt?”

“I mean, who can forget that other than the old people who sit in their yards and yell at little kids?  I know they forgot it because they’ve overdosed on tea.”


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