Keeping Up With the Slackers
Someone sent me this very enlightening tweet from yesterday.
The death toll is at 18 at the hurricane site. I have a friend who lives in Panama City, and this is what she did yesterday.
She is so glad that Donald Trump had a nice day. She’s sure he needed the rest from … you, know all that golfing he did last weekend.
Thank you Alice for the heads up.
Really kind of high-lights what a total sh!tbird he, don’t it?
1Doesn’t matter. Nothing matters. Trump’s super power is that nothing he does, no matter how mind-bogglingly outrageous, can bring him down. Crap he’s done should’ve ended his “career” dozens of times, and would’ve, if it weren’t for this uncanny ability of his. How does he do it? It’s enough to make me seriously believe in Satan, and that Trump’s made a “deal of a lifetime” with the devil. Either that, or he’s an alien with some sort of mind-control weapon.
2Well, that second message said it all, don’t add more sewage that can’t be processed:
45 needs to stay the hell out of the devastation areas because he can only make things worse…
3So… when he does eventually show up, will there be a photo op of him chunking toilet paper at the masses? Maybe complimenting the now unobstructed ocean view from what used to be a couple rows back?
The devil of it is, his grandstanding bluster and kicking things down are considered to be “features” by his adorers, who are delighted to have some room to air out their inner jackass.
4When the economy collapses sometime next year, he’ll naturally blame that on the democrats, and by golly, he’ll get away with it.
5frankly, anything to keep him away from the nuclear button.
6Hopefully November will change a lot of that.
7Instead of fiddling, Trump putts.
Instead of burning, America floods.
Same concept, updated for the 21st century. Is there something new under the sun? Certainly not vanity.
8‘Ole “W” must be breathing a sigh of relief. Not only will Trump replace him as THE WORST president in history, BUT at this rate, Trump may very well beat W’s record of spending 3 of his eight years in office cutting brush in Crawford.
9Sewer rats Messy and Donnie are not what is needed to alleviate the problems in the Pan Handle of FL and surrounding areas. Save the money spent on flying those two LOPs to the scene and that spent air freighting Donnie to his golf courses to be better spent by the mayors of the effected towns.
10I’m not at all sure I’d want the resident within 100 yards of my home, regardless how ruined it may be.
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