Just What You Always Needed!
Just in time for holiday gift-giving you can now own a Trumpy Bear. It’s only gonna cost you $50 but, hell, the bear is wearing a flag and is unable to assume the kneeling position.
But, hey, what’s fifty bucks when this thing “commemorates the United States of America,” and for no extra charge it will “show your patriotism.” I mean, just look at the beauty of this. Just looking at it will make you want to bomb North Korea and cut food stamps to hungry children.
It has a flag, y’all, and only Donald Trump owns the flag. This sucker comes with a certificate of authenticity that “confirms you own the original Trumpy Bear.” It also some with a secret pouch where you can hoard everybody else’s health insurance.
Helluva deal.
Thanks to Vickie for the heads up.
Obviously unaware of the violation of the decorum for displaying the flag.
1Trump Bear needs to read the flag code.
This is almost as bad as when W autographed a flag for some troops.
2Too bad Bernie Bear is out of stock. 🙁
http://www.vermontteddybear.com/15-bernie-tm-bear
3Okay, so do they have a Hillary Be-
“BENGHAZI!!!”
4think i’ll just mosey on over’n barf now!
of course it appears to be sold from or by a place in texas…
Exceptional Products, Inc
12250 Inwood Road #500 Dallas, TX 75244
service@sellontv.com
looks pretty much real!?
although it doesn’t seem to show up on their site.
that’s enough.
5Went’n looked, I’m not so sure the Bernie Bear does that much for me. At least it isn’t wrapped in the effing flag!
6There’s no doubt the flag thing has become this era’s xtian fish thing. Apparently, you can’t be an official right-winger anymore without it.
The old’s inability to assume the kneeling position problem is solved by speaking a few words of Russian. Just like in A Fish Called Wanda.
7I wonder if the profits from this enterprise will end up funding Junior’s lawyers too.
8https://thinkprogress.org/small-donations-to-trump-campaign-pay-for-trump-jr-s-massive-legal-bills-70a42bfc81d7/
Any of this go to the RNC? After all they have lawyers to pay.
9Did they give him tiny paws?
10I’ll pass. I’m still looking for a Orange Moron pinata.
11The tie is not nearly long enough. And women need to be careful around its paws, if you get my drift.
12Howabout I just give $50 to Planned Parenthood instead?
13I don’t see any Made in America notations about Trumpy Bear? Sounds like it could be a total spoof, but you never know.
14Maybe its just me but why do I get the idea that it also contains the world’s smallest nanny camera and recorder? Cuss it all, this dowdy bear looks exactly like one of them nanny camera spy thingies!
15Have any of you seen the ads for “Flip-a-Zoo” stuffed animals? (I watch a lot of Nicktoons.) They’re two animals in one. You can transform the top animal into another different one by flipping it over. Maybe Trumpy Bear instantly transforms into Vladimir Putin. More bang for your ruble…er, buck.
16This isn’t Borowitz or The Onion? Apparently it’s sold out. Just when I thought the Deplorables couldn’t get any more stupid…there’s this.
17There is a stuffed toy (?) bear being offered on cable tv called Trumpy Bear. It even has golden hair.
18AK Lynne, perfect! Thanks for the suggestion!
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