Just in time for holiday gift-giving you can now own a Trumpy Bear.  It’s only gonna cost you $50 but, hell, the bear is wearing a flag and is unable to assume the kneeling position.

But, hey, what’s fifty bucks when this thing “commemorates the United States of America,” and for no extra charge it will “show your patriotism.”  I mean, just look at the beauty of this.  Just looking at it will make you want to bomb North Korea and cut food stamps to hungry children.

It has a flag, y’all, and only Donald Trump owns the flag.  This sucker comes with a certificate of authenticity that “confirms you own the original Trumpy Bear.”  It also some with a secret pouch where you can hoard everybody else’s health insurance.

Helluva deal.

Thanks to Vickie for the heads up.