So, I thought Lindsey Graham was just screwing with my head when all of a sudden out of the clear the blue he zoomed from being a Trump critic to being Trump’s knight in shining armor.

Just as I was wondering if that cost Trump about the same as landing on Boardwalk with three hotels, Lindsey takes to the airway to explain.

Access.  That’s all he wanted. He wanted to be taken seriously and go to the White House to have all those good lookin’ military boys snap to attention as he walked by. He just wanted to taste the sweet elixir of power. He didn’t even need to take a bottle home – he just wanted to inhale its bouquet.

He wanted someone – even the scum of presidential disgrace – to pay attention to him.  That’s all it took to blacken his soul and help him contribute to the breaking of America.

He’s gross, y’all, don’t touch him.