Our local Republicans are all glittery and jittery because they are going to be able to have their annual Lincoln / Reagan Day Dinner on April 9th at the Safari Ballroom, thanks to Greg Abbott opening Texas.  Tickets start at $150 per person and go to $10,000.

It’s their big annual fundraiser so they schedule the best speakers they can get. Which ain’t much because the county flipped blue under the unable leadership of the guy who just got elected to the state legislature.

Yeah, the best speakers they could get are Ted Cancun Cruz and Felony Indicted Ken Paxton.  I guess they were going for a Duo of Dopes theme.  They might get real lucky since Paxton is currently under investigation for hanky panky that caused his entire senior staff to resign, he might be double indicted by April 9th.

Seriously, that’s the best they could do.

I guess we can always hope for an enchanting evening of insurrectionist storming the ballroom and stabbing a couple of cops with American flags on flag polls.

The upside is a whole room filled with people crowded together not wearing masks and spitting on each  My money is on Darwin winning.