Just Bang Me, You Hunka Hunka Burnin’ Love
Okay, y’all, Ted Cruz, that master of communication and Harvard debater, is talking about something usually left in locker rooms. And you’d think that Sean Hannity would know that. Not that Cruz or Hannity have ever been in a locker room, but …
No, guys, it’s pound the facts, not bang the facts. Bang means something else entirely. You know, like mattress wrestling or getting frisky. It means that.
However, it’ll be lots of fun to see a bunch of old white guys talk about banging facts and law. In truth, it’s probably a confession because that’s exactly what they they are doing.
I can’t believe he said that. He’s a lawyer, for goodness sake.