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“Oh dear, I’m feeling a tad flushed,” Juanita said after reading this.  She keeps playing with a curl and, with legs crossed, tapping her new purple pumps against the desk wall in rhythm to some song in her head.

“Did you see this?” she asks Verdelia.  “Oh dear, I do believe we should ask this Grayson fella to the next VFW Dance.”

Juanita pointed to an article on the Internet machine that talk about Representative Alan Grayson calling Sarah Palin a “chillbilly” and there’s more —-

“In response to Palin’s attack on Rep Grayson, Grayson actually complimented Palin. Grayson praised Palin for having a hand large enough to fit Grayson’s entire name on it. He thanked Palin for alleviating the growing shortage of platitudes in Central Florida. Grayson added that Palin deserved credit for getting through the entire hour-long program without quitting. Grayson also said that Palin really had mastered Palin’s imitation of Tina Fey imitating Palin. Grayson observed that Palin is the most-intelligent leader that the Republican Party has produced since George W. Bush.”

“Honey, I could dance with a man like that!”

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