Jeb!
Poor Jeb! Bush. Bless his heart, he thinks he’s running against Barack Obama in 2016.
Jeb! is sponsoring the “2016 American Priorities Survey.” It is only a survey in the sense that he asks you to pick the Numero Uno reason you hate, hate, hate President Obama.
For example:
Does he remember that he has a brother? Who was once President?
But the best question is this one:
Holy crap, dude. What are you smoking?
Take the whole survey right here. And get totally creeped out.
Thanks to Rhea for the heads up.

