San Angelo is literally in the middle of nowhere.  The only people who live there arrived by accident or while drunk.  It is just southwest of the River Styx.

So, when Jade Helm came to town, one of the fine citizens of San Angelo decided to warn us.  You’re gonna love this.

Cardboard boxes and chainlink, dammit!  Ninjas!

I love this guy.

(Y’all, I know it’s gotten hard to tell satire from reality in Texas but if you’ll notice his daughter is sitting beside him and can’t keep a straight face.  Another guy did an on camera warning and then “took” you to the hill overseeing the troop invasion.  It was those tiny little army guys your kids played with.  He claimed they just looked that way because it was a long way down there.  It’s always good to see cowboys making fun of the rightwing.)