About a year ago, Washington Post cartoonist Ann Telnaes did a cartoon depicting a stylized woman standing next to a sideways GOP elephant.  The elephant had its trunk up the woman’s skirt.  It was funny.

So when Marion Stanford of Hamilton, Texas, drew one of her own to put in her front yard, she meant it to make a point – just not the point Texas Agriculture Commissioner Sid Miller’s sicko mind thought it meant.

Sid Miller was outraged, outraged I tell you, at this sign in Marion’s front yard.  Sid took himself to Facebook to post pictures of the sign and claim, by gawd, it’s was Brett Kavanaugh’s daughter.  Yes, absolutely, Marion drew a picture of Brett Kavanaugh’s daughter for the sole purpose to ridicule Kavanaugh’s daughter.

I dunno, but I’m pretty sure that Kavanaugh’s daughters have arms, and maybe noses.  I hope you recall what I always say, “They first step to becoming a Republican is a humorectomy.” Sid and his supporters were so appalled by this yard sign that they called the cops.

The damn police.

They called the police contending the sign was pornographic and suggested that Marion was probably a pedophile.

“This is not something a reputable, respected politician would do,” Stanford said of Miller’s post. “There’s nothing in my sign that remotely suggests it’s Kavanaugh’s daughter.”

No matter, the police show up and the story gets weirder.

Here’s Marion’s side …

“Police told me to remove the sign or they would take it and would arrest me,” Stanford said. “So I let them take the sign.”

And here’s the city manager’s side …

It’s political season, and a citizen here placed a yard sign that featured a political animal taking an inappropriate position with a young child,” Pete Kampfer said. “A police member visited the owner’s home, and the owner asked the officer to take the sign.”

Okay, see, I don’t believe Marion would tell the police to take the sign without them suggesting something bad would happen if she didn’t.  After all, that sign would bring a hefty bid at a Democratic political auction.

Y’all, these people are sick. But what can you expect from “Trump’s Man in Texas.”

Thanks to everybody for the heads up.