It’s An Outrage, An Outrage, I Tell You!
Okay, one year my beloved puppy Truman knocked over my 8 foot Christmas tree and broke about half of my treasured ornaments. By the next day, I had it cleaned up and went on with my life. I did not call Truman a bad puppy or accuse him of killing sweet baby Jesus and trying to destroy all people of faith, even like Hindi and such.
But then I am not Fox News with a cheesy Christmas tree. Because, you know, nothing represents worldwide religion like a Christmas tree.
Ainsley Earhardt on the Fox Christmas tree: "It's a tree that unites us. It brings us together. It's about the Christmas spirit. It is about the holiday season. It's about Jesus. It's about Hanukkah. It is about everything that we stand for as a country." pic.twitter.com/fV8Hg2juHI
— Bobby Lewis (@revrrlewis) December 8, 2021
You just gotta listen to this. I like the part where she says Fox’s Christmas tree is for hanukkah and freedom and so “we can worship the way we want to.” A mentally disturbed man burned down a Christmas tree and they act Fox-Christians about it – they become outraged.
And El Jefe wins the beauty shop golden hairbrush for Santifa.
They’ve still spent less time on it than about Obama eating spicy mustard on his burger or wearing a tan suit. The day’s not over, though.
1I do have a few Jewish friends who started out Christian. They do put up a tree, but it’s called a Hanukkah bush, and generally decorated in shades of blue and white. Not quite the same, Ainsley, dear.
Besides, according to the photos online, it was a decorated framework, not an actual tree. Fake tree for Fake News.
2It was a fake tree, torched by a deranged individual, someone as crazy as Trump and calling it a tree, is as fake as Fox News and their “War on Christmas.”
3Jimmy Kimmel—“I’ve seen trees — this is not one of them. That is a hollow structure that sort of resembles a tree, in the same way Tucker Carlson is a hollow structure that sort of resembles a human.”
CNN’s response is a classic…
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=iqDaQVcxFPI
4If it represented Hanukkah, wouldn’t it have burned for eight days?
5Kathleen.
6I was just going to write that!!
I dont believe it’s a crime to hate an artificial tree.
7My favorite part was when Jeanine Pirro called Sean Hannity “Geraldo.” My second favorite was Tuckums demanding this homeless, perhaps mentally ill man be prosecuted for a federal hate crime against Christianity. I hope they can keep it up for a third day.
8I think Iimmy Kimmel said it best:
“The fire is believed to have started after Fox News’ pants caught on fire.”
9Considering the *tree* was a wire chassis with the leaves stuck on it .
10Funny how burning down their Christmas tree is a criminal act that deserves swift retribution, but a mass shooting happens as a result of violent video games, mental illness, or some such.
One wonders how different our lives would be if these people ever listened to themselves.
11Did she really say she wants to
12“build it back bigger and better”?
LOL LMAO