Okay, one year my beloved puppy Truman knocked over my 8 foot Christmas tree and broke about half of my treasured ornaments. By the next day, I had it cleaned up and went on with my life. I did not call Truman a bad puppy or accuse him of killing sweet baby Jesus and trying to destroy all people of faith, even like Hindi and such.

But then I am not Fox News with a cheesy Christmas tree. Because, you know, nothing represents worldwide religion like a Christmas tree.

Ainsley Earhardt on the Fox Christmas tree: "It's a tree that unites us. It brings us together. It's about the Christmas spirit. It is about the holiday season. It's about Jesus. It's about Hanukkah. It is about everything that we stand for as a country." pic.twitter.com/fV8Hg2juHI

— Bobby Lewis (@revrrlewis) December 8, 2021

You just gotta listen to this. I like the part where she says Fox’s Christmas tree is for hanukkah and freedom and so “we can worship the way we want to.”  A mentally disturbed man burned down a Christmas tree and they act Fox-Christians about it – they become outraged.

And El Jefe wins the beauty shop golden hairbrush for Santifa.