It Took Him Two Days To Come Up With That Story
Trump was not in his bunker.
Nope.
Not actually in his bunker.
He was “inspecting it.”
“I was there for a tiny, little short period of time,” Trump said during a radio interview with Fox News’ Brian Kilmeade. “And it was much more for an inspection.”
He continued: “I’ve gone down two or three times ― all for inspection. And you go there, some day you may need it. … I went down, I looked at it.”
According to White House sources, Trump was in the bunker for an hour.
Hey, y’all, people were shouting stuff. Loudly. You know, sticks and stones stuff.
Thanks to Epp for the heads up.
And, whaddaya know? That cheapskate Obama didn’t leave him any food in the bunker. The nerve!
1So Trump is saying he had to inspect a room in the White House basement, at night, with all the lights upstairs turned off while the rest of the staff did what? Sat in the dark and waited? “For a tiny, little short period of time.”
That sounds reasonable.
2He probably read a Bible app on his phone while he was down there too.
I burst out laughing at Rick’s comment about Rump reading the Bible.
3There’s a hilarious collection of responses to the coward’s absurd bunker-inspection lie in Raw Story at https://www.rawstory.com/2020/06/trumps-inspection-excuse-for-bunker-visit-sets-off-howls-of-laughter/
4One of my favorites: “I’m sure he does all his own bunker inspections. Inspecting it for what? Bunkeriness? Hideability?”
Yes, he was there to inspect, and then change into a clean pair of shorts.
5Geezzz that’s so pathetic and childish. Every teacher should recognize it for the the-dog-ate-my-homework lame excuse that it is.
6I just read that Ivanka actually carried the Bible to the photo op in her $1500 purse. Where to start?
7I wonder the bunker bunny actually thinks that explanation will satisfy anyone.
8I wasn’t IN the bunker. No, I was just looking… no, I was
9inspecting, yes that’s the ticket, I was just doing a very quick inspection, in case someday I might, probably not, need it.
Reminiscent of John Lovett’s liar Schtick on SNL.
He said Obama left it a mess.
10LazyBoy recliner – check, Ted Nugent Greatest Hits cassette tape – check, 3 bags Cheetos – check, case of diet Cokes – check, Call of Duty video game – check, stripper pole securely installed – check, “Do Not Disturb” door tag – check
11Come November 3rd, he’ll retreat to his bunker. Will be interesting to see how many of his suck-ups follow him in. I don’t want to jinx things, but like Steven King, I can’t wait till the likes of Mitch McConnell are forced to grovel in their loss. They follow the devil and deserve what they get.
12Obama’s live discussion today was such a contrast to what we have today.
Whole lot of spoke on condition of anonymity Rethugs reporting the inspector in chief was very thorough having been in the bunker for an hour. Still shaking my head at the fact that America has such an imbecile in the WH who is more concerned about what everyone thinks of him than what can be done to address the problems facing our country. November cannot get here soon enough to allow our nation some relief from this buffoon.
13His response wasn’t aimed at you and me. It was to give his supporters some kind of response to the jokes being made about the chicken-in-chief.
Why did the chicken cross the road?
To pose for a photo op at St. John’s Episcopal Church.
14If he actually knew anything about the Bible he held up in front of St. John, he might have remembered the story of Lot and his daughters after the destruction of Sodom. Genesis 29:30-38 where his daughters get him drunk so they can start repopulating the world.
I can see the scene now:
“Mr. President! The protesters are withinin sight of the White House”
“It’s the end of the world! Quick! Someone turn out all the lights. I’m going to the bunker. Someone grab Ivanka and send her down. Nobody else is allowed in. Not even Melanie. Malinda. Margaret. Mesothelioma.
15You know – Barron’s mom.”