Recently Mike Huckabee was asked why Republican men don’t answer polls.

Okay, to begin with, I didn’t know that was a thing.  Republican men I see are wearing red hats, screaming their lungs out, eating a lot to look bigger so they can be easily seen, and waving guns around.

But, apparently, the reason they do poorly in polls is … your fault.

Former Arkansas Gov. Mike Huckabee (R) told Fox News that conservative White men are so concerned about being politically persecuted, they refuse to participate in polls, lest they be arrested by the FBI for their beliefs.

Said Huckabee: “If you’re one of those people, you’re kind of thinking that any given day the FBI may show up, bang your door down, and haul you in. If not, they may put you on a list, call you a domestic terrorist, a threat to democracy. So, conservatives simply don’t answer polls. So, I think we’re seeing something that really can’t be factored in.”

The reason they don’t answer polls is because they are impotent  scardy cats.

Thanks, Preacher Mike.