December 13, 2017 By: Juanita Jean Herownself Category: Uncategorized
Y’all, look what April Ryan gets to do. She gets to report on Omarosa getting fired.
Omarosa? Vulgar? Noooooo ….
The story is spreading like wildfire because you know it’s not over. You just know that. She’s crazier than Trump.
Thanks to Deb for the heads up.
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The Orange Moron needs another liaison to the Black Community. I hear Alan Keyes is looking for work . . .
1LMAO. But what took so long?
2In my head I’m envisioning the following screenplay for the Trump version of the West Wing:
Interior, White House, Oval Office – a “dark and stormy night.”
Trump: (pacing restlessly, waving his 6th can of Diet Coke in the air) How in the Hell could we possibly lose Ala-damn-bama?
3Kelly: (Standing at parade rest) Well Sir, it appears that 98% of Black women voted for Doug Jones and Blacks turned out in record numbers.
Trump: But Blacks love me , there are always people holding up signs that say, “Blacks for Trump!” at my rallies!
Kelly: (cringing) Well not to put too fine a point on it but those are generally white people.
Trump: (Ignoring Kelly and ratcheting up the volume) This sure as Hell isn’t my fault!
Kelly: It never is Sir, it never is.
Trump: (interrupting Kelly) You know the lame-stream-Media will have a field day with this, how can I distract them? Who can I blame for this?
Kelly: (a slow smile creeping across his face) Oma Rosa, would you come here for a moment….
What about the Haile Selassie/Idi Amin uniform guy, sometimes Roy Rogers impersonator and former keeper of the Dutch Oven jails, David Clarke? He can go toe to toe with Omarosa on the crazy.
April Ryan rocks! It seems like centuries ago, but only a little over a year when she won my heart. She was on a panel and took the Gallop out of Ana Navarro’s Gish while dousing her gas light. Less than a year into the Dotard45 mess, now Ana Navarro is one of the reasonable Republican guests.
4Omarosa fit right in. Jellyfish too y’know.
5Went to bed last night with good news that our state rejected Moore, and woke up to this.
6I love the sound of good news in the morning.
She was “physically dragged and escorted off the campus” Tuesday evening, the official told the Journal.
Where, oh where, were the cameras? I would have paid money to see that.
7Cheryl,
8When I saw Omarosa was trending on Twitter this morning (with hashtag!), I scrolled down and found this video posted:
https://twitter.com/trillrybanks/status/940986844791164928
Anybody else notice that our two new senators are going by the names “Smith” and “Jones”?
Seems a tad suspicious to slipstream (who would never employ a pseudonym).
9slipstream –
The Sundance Kid had a problem with that too:
https://yarn.co/yarn-clip/a1a1139d-0d64-4154-882a-a5ed5012f3cc
10Rick, OMG – that was funny!
11Actually trying to be serious here–
12The Rethugs, and particularly those in the Trump regime itself, tend to take very quick actions and reactions, often without much forethought.
I think that they just decided that this Omorosa biotch, who appears to have been their token “house nigger” (no flak, you and I know how they think), was obviously no longer considered an ‘asset’ to the team, so they just fired her sorry butt first thing this morning. The Alabama Senate loss was just a part of it, IMO.
Simple enough?
Diverting as this story is, the very best part is GMA’s Robin Roberts launching the “Bye, Felicia” heard round the world! Never was there a more worthy recipient.
13“Crazier than Trump?” Is that possible? I’m willing to give her “first runner-up,” but crazier than Trump? Juanita Jean, I guess I have to bow to your superior knowledge, but it’s gotta be a close one.
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