I’m Really Impressed
I’m impressed. Ron DeSantis and his wife walking hand in hand on a beach. So sweet and such a damn miracle.
Not only has he grown at least three inches so he can be taller than she is while not wearing his two inch heels. Not only can she walk on her dress while wearing it. Not only do their shadows go in several opposing directions. But, Honey, they can walk on a beach without leaving footprints in the sand. That is one damn miracle and if you say Jesus is carrying them I will slap you.
I think it’s a damn shame that they live in a state that has no beaches so they had to go to a studio and have their picture taken in front of a poster and then pay a 12 year old to photoshop it.
Look at his stupid feet, y’all. That’s not how a human walks.
Who does crap like this?
Any 12 year old today could do a better job than that. He musta done it himself.
1Even I thought upon seeing it, how fake!
2Looks like the waves were kicked up by a pretty strong wind. Why is her long hair not moving? Fake, fake, fake.
3Perhaps it’s just too risky for him to appear on a beach during the day time. Vampires don’t have shadows and avoid sunlight.
4Regular plastic Ken and Barbie pair. Those smiles are sooooo….nauseating. No wind blown hair either. Look at the whitecaps. Of course his hair is too greazzee to actually move.
5“if you say Jesus is carrying them I will slap you.” Haha, they need shinny halo’s floating around their heads and maybe some matching angel wings. Background harp music anyone?
Me, I’d just photoshop a giant open sharks mouth lounging out of the water.
6Nice catch, JJ! Personally, I think this picture captures the nature of his campaign perfectly: Entirely fake and built on sand.
7What a great summary, Barb.
Actually, it looks like the long dress sorta conceals that she’s got her knees bent some (hence the floor dragging ahead of her foot). And he’s standing on tippy toes. But yeah, totally shopped studio shot that used up my cheese allowance for the rest of the week.
8Whatever the 12yr old did to adjust his height, it sets their gazes now looking off towards something besides each other. I assume they looked at each other when the pic was taken…… Do robots gaze into each other’s eyes?
9I’m surprised she isn’t wearing her trademark cape. Or long white gloves.
10Do they hate each other so much that they can’t find a beach in the entire state they live in to get a photograph together? They had to get a lousy photoshop, instead? He’s a fake, she’s a fake, and the whole campaign for president is clearly a fake.
11Randy Newman wrote it as satire, but if the shoeless fits…
Short People :
12https://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Short_People
Of course, it’s real. It means absolutely nothing that there are no footprints in any direction. (I didn’t pay attention to the non windblown hair until Steve pointed it out.)
13Oh. My. All of the above. And the clearly manipulated lighting. But the icing on the cake for me is that they are holding hands but looking PAST each other. Who on earth does that?
14Opinionated, that just means they really don’t know each other! All those years of marriage and 3 kids and neither one wants to really look at the other! Of course, he will use her and the kiddos in his “campaign”. Hey, why not! Free labor.
15It’s so obvious this Mickey Mouse hating clown is not ready for prime time.
16Ron Ron and his new campaign ad!
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17I love this one so much that I had to sent it to the few left I know.
18I have to ad that Ron Deathsantis is more dangerous, because he is more educated than the orange ass. What he has been able to accomplish in his State is scary and nobody want to have their states become like Florida.
“…if you say Jesus is carrying them I will slap you.”
Because of the angle, you can’t see the angel wings sprouting from their backs.
Just ask them. 🙂
19trump is funding this guy to make himself look good
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