I have stayed coy about who I support for President, but I have a confession to make: I have been sad since Elizabeth Warren said she wouldn’t run.

Here’s why.

Ted Cruz send out a whiny fundraising letter about all the sacrifices he’s making to run for President. He whines about no sleep, no time with family, health care is limited, relatively little access to porn, can’t smoke dope … okay, I made some of that up, but you get the picture.

Elizabeth Warren responded on Twitter:  “Two words – boo hoo.”

And then she set about ripping Cruz to shreds.  She took each of his complaints and brought them home in the light of day.

Ted’s obviously never been to boot camp, taught kindergarten, hosted a teenage sleepover, mowed his own damn yard in Houston summer, or carried his own plate to the kitchen, dammit.

Right now, I am watching the teevee where the National Guard is rescuing people trapped in their homes.  They have to walk through overflowing sewers to do it.  Shuddup, Ted.  Just shut the hell up.

Thanks to everybody for the heads up.