I Still Don’t Have a Favorite Yet
Okay, I do not pick favorites this far out, but I thought you might want to see something in Texas that I haven’t seen on national news.
It’s a Beto crop circle.
It’s on a two acre plot about a mile north of the Austin airport. It’s made with natural materials like sand, mulch, clay, rocks and pecan shells. It is expected to last two weeks tops.
I thought it was kinda cool.
Thanks to Bryan for the heads up.
Wait for it. The Republicans will say it was made by (illegal) aliens.
1They have one for Trump at an unspecified location in Moscow: it’s made of mud, cow patties, used menstrual pads and devalued currency.
2Linda Phillips:
And it is the biggest crop circle ever! It is big. Very, very big. In fact it is bigly. And beautiful. Did I mention beautiful. The most beautiful crop circle ever. And the biggest.
It used the most beautiful materials and was very beautifully built by ladies of the night with bladder control problems.
The crowds waiting to see this spectacle are the largest crowds ever. Larger than any crowds ever assembled in the history of the universe. Ever … Even Vladimir Putting came to see it.
Don’t believe what the faux news says. Don’t believe the photographs. Believe me because I am not the enema of the people.
3for your consideration
https://fivethirtyeight.com/features/what-does-beto-orourke-believe/
sounds pretty good to me
4apparently some repubs are very afraid of him if club-for-growth has already put out an attack ad
5https://www.rawstory.com/2019/03/hell-breaks-loose-msnbc-analyst-calls-gop-activists-hypocritical-attack-beto-orourke/
The 2020 field of candidates is a totally different universe than the 17+ all equally unqualified and odious Republicons in 2016. The pleasant surprise of the Democratic choices thus far has been the strong opening by Kirsten Gillibrand. That all of the declared candidates to date are contenders can be measured by the extreme concern trolling being launched by the snocilbupeR. Should the wishes of many remove Dotard45 from office making Mikey Dense the ‘incumbent,’ improves the odds on the 2020 Democratic win. Pence is a lackluster campaigner with the potential to lose his home state.
6If Pence becomes President, he’ll be primaried by some very ambitious Rethug, maybe Ivanka?
7From Peter Douche’s Liason:
Beto checks all the boxes
X Voted to deregulate banks
X Loves AIPAC
X Voted with GOP a lot
X Campaigned for GOP rather than progressive Dems (like Biden…and got paid for it!)
X Voted to fast track TPP
X Broke No Fossil Fuel $ pledge
X Didn’t back Medicare4All
X Didn’t back FightFor15
X Lost to Ted Cruz
HE’s PERFECT!
8jaime…..that needed a coffee alert….spit coffee all over my screen!
9It is absolutely amazing that simply changing crop genetics you can turn a bag of seed corn into the next Picasso. Must be the Round-Up, right?
I just wonder how the corn knew Beto was going to run in 2020?
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