I Met a Fairy Today

March 25, 2011 By: Juanita Jean Herownself Category: Uncategorized

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I met a fairy today, who said she would grant me one wish.

“I want to live forever,” I said.

“Sorry,” said the fairy, “I’m not allowed to grant wishes like that.”

“Fine,” I said, “then I want to die after the Texas Legislature gets their heads out of their butts.”

“Oh, you crafty witch,” said the fairy.

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(With thanks to Cary.)

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