And here’s some more Texas fun.

Our indicted and currently under investigation for additional criminal acts Attorney General Ken Paxton, has decided to use empty sarcasm and self bravado in facing the fact that he kissed Donald Trump’s butt in public view for longer than anyone believed possible and still didn’t get a pardon.

Oh yeah.  You’re not gonna believe this stuff.

My statement on Inauguration Day ⬇️ pic.twitter.com/Hb893NG91x

— Texas Attorney General (@TXAG) January 20, 2021

On Inauguration Day, I wish our country the best. I promise my fellow Texans and Americans that I will fight against the many unconstitutional and illegal actions that the new administration will take, challenge federal overreach that infringes on Texans’ rights, and serve as a major check against the administration’s lawlessness.  Texas First! Law & Order always!

Here’s how this works.  Paxton sued Obama’s administration over 50 times.  He used taxpayer money to do this. Best I recall, Paxton won once and it had to do with how many days Texas fisherman could harvest Red Snapper.

Paxton’s wife plays guitar, and I think she yodels but I could be wrong about that, so she wrote a little song that she plays all over the state where she sings real cute, “I’m a pistol packin’ momma and my husband sues Obama.”  Seriously. This happens.

It won’t be too difficult for her to find something that rhymes with Biden, so I suspect that Ken wrote this tweet because his wife is loading her pistols and her yodeling kit.

Thanks to everybody for the heads up.