I Love Yew, Texas
And here’s some more Texas fun.
Our indicted and currently under investigation for additional criminal acts Attorney General Ken Paxton, has decided to use empty sarcasm and self bravado in facing the fact that he kissed Donald Trump’s butt in public view for longer than anyone believed possible and still didn’t get a pardon.
Oh yeah. You’re not gonna believe this stuff.
My statement on Inauguration Day ⬇️ pic.twitter.com/Hb893NG91x
— Texas Attorney General (@TXAG) January 20, 2021
On Inauguration Day, I wish our country the best. I promise my fellow Texans and Americans that I will fight against the many unconstitutional and illegal actions that the new administration will take, challenge federal overreach that infringes on Texans’ rights, and serve as a major check against the administration’s lawlessness. Texas First! Law & Order always!
Here’s how this works. Paxton sued Obama’s administration over 50 times. He used taxpayer money to do this. Best I recall, Paxton won once and it had to do with how many days Texas fisherman could harvest Red Snapper.
Paxton’s wife plays guitar, and I think she yodels but I could be wrong about that, so she wrote a little song that she plays all over the state where she sings real cute, “I’m a pistol packin’ momma and my husband sues Obama.” Seriously. This happens.
It won’t be too difficult for her to find something that rhymes with Biden, so I suspect that Ken wrote this tweet because his wife is loading her pistols and her yodeling kit.
Thanks to everybody for the heads up.
Basically he is stating that he stands in opposition of the duly elected Government of the United States. Can we declare war on Texas now? Someone needs to let John Bolton know there is oil there.
1Thelma will be there to smooch the liberating soldiers like the girls in Paris. (France, not Texas)
Did paxton really say he’ll fight against anything illegal? Did he mean he’ll fight against anyone that is investigating his crimes? I wouldn’t say this could only happen in Texas that a criminal would be elected as the top legal officer, but it’s not surprising.
2What a blessing it must be to be born without self-awareness or shame.
3I’m Ridin’ with Biden.
4A friend told me that Ken Paxton had surgery on his a$$hole, but when they put it back, they got mixed up and put it where his piehole was. Just remember, we’re paying for this crap
5whadddeveryado, don’t click that link!! Take my word, you’ll thank me
here’s what you’re missing, credit to a commenter named “Mind Slaw”: “I’m a pistol packin mama and my husband cheated on me and then broke the law to protect a businessman who hired the woman who he had an affair with and he’s also under investigation for securities fraud for breaking a different law I’m trying to overturn because I’m as corrupt and shameless as he is, and he’s blatantly angling for a pardon from Trump for the federal charges he’s being investigated for” and she manages to rhyme it all with “Obama”
6It is a frightening thought, but some pretty bright people have said “Every nation gets the government it deserves.” That probably goes for states that THINK they are a nation, too.
What has Texas done to deserve Ken Paxton?
7I have good friends in Texas (the blue parts), so I hate to say this, but … is Floriduh now going to be matched with Texass?
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