I Love Story Problems

September 25, 2018 By: El Jefe Category: SCOTUS, Trump

So, here’s this one.

If Trump has 19 sexual assault allegations and is traveling south at 60 mph, and Kavanaugh has 3 sexual assault allegations and is traveling west at 35 mph, how many more allegations do they need before people start believing women?

Keeping in mind that both men have the white of way.

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  1. None, because they never will admit it.

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  2. I hate word math problems! Always have, always will!

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  3. ThrowCautiontotheWind says:

    Jeez, did y’all not get the memo that Power confers a free pass for felonies?

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  4. While the obvious answer as to why there are only 3 women accusing Koat Hangar Brett is the invasion of privacy and outright hostile environment that ensues, there is another probability. Not all of the Georgetown Prep drunken orgies involved girls or women. Excerpts from Brett’s BFF’s book suggest his proclivities ranged into areas that are also under reported by men and boys.

    “white of way” – classic and deserving of going hashtag viral!

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  5. Well…. through my inestimable math skills I can tell you that the speed at impact will be 95mph. Maybe!

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  6. Bill Cosby’s ass may be going to prison, but he doesn’t have the white of way.

    I think what’s needed before people start believing women is a lot more women in the Senate and House and White House.

    A few years ago there was a TV show about a female VP (Geena Davis) who became President when the Prez died. In one episode, her female press secretary was asked by a male reporter, “Is the President threatening the government of (North African country) because she’s a woman?” The press secretary stares at him for a few seconds and then says, “(Prisoner) in (said country) has been condemned to be stuck into a pit up to her neck and have rocks thrown at her head until she dies, for the crime of adultery. The President is not objecting to that because she’s a woman. She’s objecting because she’s a human being.”

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  7. Good one, Rhea. Too bad the Pootiepublicans don’t know that.

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  8. Marjorie Wood says:

    Well, men gotta do SOMETHING and furthermore, they gotta think it was their idea and isn’t it a great idea.

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