February 01, 2017 By: Juanita Jean Herownself Category: Uncategorized
Welcome to The World's Most Dangerous Beauty Salon, Inc.
My name is Susan DuQuesnay Bankston. I live in Richmond, Texas, in the heart of Tom DeLay's old district. It's nuttier than squirrel poop here.
I am honored and privileged to know Miss Juanita Jean Herownself, hairdresser extraordinary and political maven. Since she does not have time to fiddle with this internet stuff, I type her website for her and you can read it if you want to. If you don't, she truly does not give a big bear's butt.
A lot of what I post here has to do with local politics, but you probably have the same folks in your local government.
This ain't a blog. Blogs are way too trendy for me. This is a professional political organization.
I’d feel so much better If only he was restricted to a tv remote.
1Yes. appears to be an accurate description of the Republican base. The next four years will be good for comedians, and not so good for the USA.
2Isn’t that the furniture that came out of some politician’s condemned home office? Sorry for forgetting his name, but it might also have been Steve. Not positive, but it seemed to have been a varmint from a red state who lost a House in 2014.
3…..and such a snazzy dresser.
4Caption:
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If I’m not happy,
ain’t nobody happy!
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I’m sure he’s a real nice Nazi once you get to know him.
6I am totally against criticizing people because of their appearance. But Dear God in Heaven, who admires this guy?
7He presents himself that way as a deliberate FU to everyone outside the extreme right wing. The message is this: I’m an ugly fat decrepit POS but I still OWN YOU MF.
8“I may be a total loser but hell, I’m a White Male and that’s what matters. So I can look down on EVERYBODY. It’s my right.”
Or something.
9Nothing says I rule like holding the clicker
10Isn’t that that ugly frog Pepe?
11Who the #%!& irons their sleeves like that? Is that an alt-right thing or what?
12I would like to part his hair with my Kel-Lite.
13Y’know, I’d like to be snarky about that pic but it so reminds me of my bro-in-law Jimmy who passed in 2001 from cancer. A dear, sweet man who lived and breathed C-Span. He knew politics like the back of his hand. And he wouldn’t hestitate to tell your how full of sh*t you were if you talked stupid. Miss him.
But this guy? Meh.
14Garrison Keillor and his comment about Republicans back in ’04, was true then and even more true today!
“The party of Lincoln and Liberty was transmogrified into the party of hairy-backed swamp developers and corporate shills, faith-based economists, fundamentalist bullies with Bibles, Christians of convenience, freelance racists, misanthropic frat boys, shrieking midgets of AM radio, tax cheats, nihilists in golf pants, brownshirts in pinstripes, sweatshop tycoons, hacks, fakirs, aggressive dorks, Lamborghini libertarians, people who believe Neil Armstrong’s moonwalk was filmed in Roswell, New Mexico, little
15honkers out to diminish the rest of us, Newt’s evil spawn and their Etch-A-Sketch president, a dull and rigid man suspicious of the free flow of information and of secular institutions, whose philosophy is a jumble of badly sutured body parts trying to walk.”
Why does this guy always look like he’s waiting for his Monday morning bail arraignment?
Deplorable Poster Boy of the Year.
16Here again, maybe I haven’t been listening enough, but why is it that the media can’t take their (our) eyes off the immorality, racism, bigotry, and yes probably even unconstitutionality of the selective Muslim ban? Yes those things are galvanizing. Glad people are paying attention. But nobody’s talking about the existential threat that the Honorable Sally Yates tried to warn us about. We do hear people talking about the criminally negligent manner that it was done, directing government officials to execute a policy totally different from what we’ve had for decades, with little or no legal justification. No guidance. So the folks trying to do their job have to figure it out on their own. No chance for mistakes there, right? Since nobody in the future will want to scrutinize their work after the fact, right? And then the lawsuits and prosecutions begin. Of people who were only trying to do their jobs the best way they could. Cause God knows the Douchebag-in-Chief ain’t standing up for nobody. Sorry for the longwindeness, but here’s the existential part. What happens then? We’re supposed to be a nation of laws, not men, right? And thanks to the D.I.C. (see above), the laws we’ve held as some our most sacred, and the folks who try to interpret and utilize them are under attack from without and within. Call it cannibalism. True chaos. Just the kinda thing Bannon is on record saying he wants. He’s positioned Donnie for months during the campaign as the only man in the world that can fix the “catastrophe our great nation has become”. And is now actively engineering a catastrophe that only a “Great Man” can remedy. The logical next step? Special Presidential Emergency Powers. Only until the crisis is over of course. Existential enough? Sorry for the depressing, paranoid rant. But you want depressing? JAKvirginia: If you tilt your head and squint just right, that picture of Bannon could be me.
17P.P.
That’s been my fear from the beginning, and it breaks my heart. (I hear that reading War and Peace can give you a better perspective in living in this kind of hell; I moved it up on my list.)
But that’s also why I’ve taken to speaking out where I can; this stupidity has to stop somewhere, and if I can reach just 1, it’s 1 more than 0.
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19I can’t decide if the most fitting word is “pasty” or “doughy.” I doubt he’s been any closer to a gym than he has been to a library.
20I would rather see this blob sitting on that poop colored cheap couch than oozing all over the nice White House furniture.
21People who claim that theirs is the “Master Race” are always shining examples of why it isn’t.
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