We are certain that gay marriage caused this.

Windermere Baptist Conference Center is a big ole honker place with a lake, camping, a hotel, conference center, RV Park, chapel, and swimming as long as you are modestly dressed.  It’s in Missouri.  They have all manner of things to save your soul, but it doesn’t work all that well.

Their CEO got arrested.

The Boone County Sheriff’s Department Cyber Crimes Task Force on Tuesday arrested a 56-year-old Camden County man after he allegedly used the Internet to try to find a dog to have sex with.

Jerald L. Hill of the 500 block of Forest Circle in Roach was arrested in Columbia at 11:35 a.m. yesterday on suspicion of attempted unlawful sex with an animal and attempted animal abuse, Boone County sheriff’s Detective Tracy Perkins said in a news release. Hill was released from the Boone County Jail after posting bond totaling $1,000.

Well, Jerry Hill ain’t just your average CEO.  He’s a Super DeLux Brand Christian CEO and he’s not just the CEO, but also the President.

But, day-um, it makes a helluva opening paragraph.

Windermere Baptist Conference Center likely will choose a new executive following the arrest of Jerald “Jerry” Hill on charges of soliciting sex with an animal.

Likely.  Ya think?

And it does explain this little entry at the Windermere Baptist Conference Center website.

Pets

Absolutely no pets are allowed on the grounds, except within the RV Park boundaries.

Y’all, seriously, how long before gay marriage gets blamed for this?  3…2…1.. cue Pat Robertson.

Thanks to Brian for the heads up.