Holy Crap: Because Christians Never Get Sick Edition

September 26, 2014 By: Juanita Jean Herownself Category: Uncategorized

I’ve been pretty easy on the preacher men lately so here’s one you’ll love.  Rick Wiles is a radio evangelist.  He wasn’t pretty enough to make it on teevee.

He’s decided that maybe this Ebola stuff is good.  In fact, it might be the miracle we’ve been waiting for.

rick-wiles“It may be the great attitude adjustment that I believe is coming,” Wiles continued. “Ebola could solve America’s problems with atheism, homosexuality, sexual promiscuity, pornography, and abortion.”

“If Ebola becomes a global plague, you better make sure the blood of Jesus is upon you, you better make sure you have been marked by the angels so that you are protected by God,” Wiles warned. “If not, you may be a candidate to meet the Grim Reaper.”

I’m not sure what the mark of the angels is but I doubt it’s a boob tattoo so most of us are outta luck.  I mean y’all, most of y’all are outta luck.

 

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  1. Is he a Texan? If not, how did we miss him?

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  2. Marcia in CO says:

    Yeah and he might be grinning out of the other side of his stupid face, too!!

    I’m thinking the “mark of the angels” is when blood was smeared on doorways to protect the oldest child at the time of Passover! But I certainly could be totally wrong about that! I could go look it up or do a search on-line but it’s coming onto lunchtime here … so this will have to do!!

    Amazing how these so-called Christians are so quick to want people dead … I just shake my head at the absurdity of it all!!

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  3. They profess a savior yet they preach death and suffering. Contemptible false prophets.

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  4. Don A in Pennsyltucky says:

    If the angel mistakenly marks you with the blood of an Ebola patient that the angel was helping a few minutes ago….oops!

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  5. Millions of people could die if ebola goes global, and for him that’s a good thing. Tells us all we need to know about him.

    What is it with these jerks that they think only the bad people ever get hurt by hurricanes or plagues or whatever disaster?

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  6. I’m not sure if the blood of Jesus is on him, but the plugs of hair sure are!

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  7. The god of this man’s imagining is a horrible creature.

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  8. Does this man not realize that a high percentage of the people dying are Christian?

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  9. Corinne Sabo says:

    Isn’t Ebola spread by contact with blood?

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  10. I would not buy a used car from this man.

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  11. This man thinks the ebola epidemic is a good thing because the people who are dying aren’t white. That’s just what this world needs another ignorant racist, self-proclaimed “evangelist”.

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  12. I believe the mark of this particular angel is 666.

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  13. OMG it’s Sick Wiles, sociopath evangelist! So crazy that even Ebola won’t touch him.

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  14. This guy proves the ammosexuals’ view that no problem resists solution so long as you choose the proper caliber.

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  15. So when you die, you meet your Maker. But, dying is a sign of Divine dis-favor. But everybody dies. So there we are.

    No offense to the real Christians here, but I prefer Paganism.

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  16. Should have added that Micr’s comment is priceless.

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  17. screecherguy says:

    This nation has got to have more hucksters and snake oil salesmen than any other place on the world. It’s a whole career field unto itself. Colleges should offer a degrees in it. Oh wait, I think they already do. It’s called Liberty University.

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  18. I want proof that Rick Wiles has been marked by the angels before I stop calling him an evil douchebag. He should volunteer to help bury those who died from ebola and since he’s protected by God, he doesn’t need any other protection.

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  19. If he’s “protected by God” he can handle snakes and scorpions too; it says so right in the Bible. Let’s watch.

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  20. Polite Kool Marxist says:

    Corinne Sabo, yes, Ebola spread by blood and other body fluids would receive quite the boost from Rick short on Wiles’ “plan.”

    On a positive note, as with AIDS/HIV which is also spread through direct contact with infected body fluids, a desperate doctor has been having better than a 70% success rate with his Ebola patients using one of the HIV drugs.

    Don’t expect there will be any thanks forthcoming from the evangelicals as to the AIDS/HIV research which has proven to have other successful applications and may very well become one of the best defenses against Ebola.

    I don’t have cancer, I don’t have heart disease nor diabetes or any illness. In fact, I am gratefully very healthy. But, I support all medical research because it’s the humane/ethical thing to do. Selfish, too, because who knows next year, 50 years from now. Similar to supporting legal marijuana. I don’t smoke, but if I break a leg or something, just might try it in lieu of the poisonous pharmaceuticals.

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  21. So he’s against abortion–what an idealist–but he wants people he disapproves of to die in a horrible way.

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  22. Polite Kool Marxist says:

    LynnN, yes, Rick short of Wiles would like even the tiniest of infants to be born, only to suffer horrific deaths after they draw their first tiny breath or short lives of excruciating pain. That’s a “compassionate conservative.”

    When I think where we could be with stem cell research curing many diseases and replacing current joint replacement surgeries, etc., if not for the science deniers.

    Yes, Juanita Jean, there are days I hate them, too.

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  23. Angelo_Frank says:

    Ain’t freedom of speech wonderful? Any idiot can spout his/her BS. Unfortunately a fair amount of gullible people believe it. This country sure has it’s fair share of them.

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  24. LOL! @Michele Yes, it looks like they just up and transplanted his entire armpit hair onto his noggin in one fell swoop. Classy!

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  25. Yeah, dumbass, religious faith really helped the priests in Europe during the Black Plague epidemic of the 14th Century. I wonder how many “Hail Mary”s they were able to get out before they puked up the rest of their intestines.

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  26. LynnN, Wiles belongs to the tribe that believes in retro-active abortion. I’m gonna leave all that up to God.

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  27. Double face palm
    Headdesk
    Pain
    Again

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  28. Deb Geelsdottir says:

    Damn! Pat Robertson must be sooo mad! Rick Wiles has out-robertsoned Robertson!

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  29. tough week, tough night, chemo hit hard this time.

    i cant laugh…my country, my country…this made me weep…
    i have given more $$ to Wendy, all dems than is good…but thats my contribution to life.. get out and help…if you can please do only love can stop the hate, but sometimes Love stands up and says “Have you no shame?” its time for that to be on a bumper sticker…
    thank you all for keeping me sane

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  30. So the heroic medical workers who have been working so hard, so overwhelmed, in the “hot zone”–and who have caught and died of Ebola–are all hell-bound? Rick Wiles is another spawn of Satan, a classic ‘false prophet.’

    He’s gong to find himself in a “hotter zone” someday.

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  31. Where do you get Jesus blood?

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