Holy Crap

October 07, 2020 By: Juanita Jean Herownself Category: Uncategorized

Honey, Honey, Honey ….

The only way that Donald Trump saved Christianity is that he doesn’t go to church, thereby not infecting and killing them all.

Poor Eric, he just came from a deposition where his answer to every question was, “I don’t know,” and he was telling the truth.

 

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  1. Thank you Eric for your dipstick-run-on bloviation. Emperor Constantine will be chagrined to hear that.

    The Edict of Milan of 313 finally legalized Christianity, with it gaining governmental privileges and a degree of official approval under Constantine, who granted privileges such as tax exemptions to Christian clergy. In the period of 313 to 391, both paganism and Christianity were legal religions, with their respective adherents vying for power in the Roman Empire.

    https://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Christianity_and_Paganism

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  2. Wow.

    Wonder what hallucinogenic Qusay Drumpf does?

    In case you’re keeping score at home, I figure Drumpf abuses Adderall/amphetamines and pretty clearly Uday and his id10t girlfriend do suitcases full of cocaine to prepare for speaking engagements. Wonder what Malaria abuses? What do “models”/porn stars abuse to get themselves through another night?

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  3. Jane & PKM says:

    The third error, Eric, has never heard of the 1st Amendment. The Amendment that gives Eric the freedumb to talk unadulterated smack contains this little gem: “Congress shall make no law respecting an establishment of religion, or prohibiting the free exercise thereof…”

    Paul Street has been on fire since Covidiot 45 departed Walter Reed on his spread and infect quest. Worth the time to read. https://www.counterpunch.org/2020/10/07/the-virus-and-voting-will-not-suffice-to-fell-this-beast/

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  4. OT … Sorry J.J. Micr just reminded me ~ Your very own White House Covid Tracker
    Easily track your most hated politicians as well as the lesser known quislings! Takes the fuss out of not knowing! ( ; -{p>

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    Edit: AMY GOODMAN: And if people want to get this information, where can they go? We have five seconds.

    BENJY RENTON: Yeah, so they can go to WHCOVIDTracker.com, and there’s a tip line there that we encourage anybody to submit tips or even results, if they are contacts.

    Interview – https://www.democracynow.org/2020/10/6/white_house_covid_tracker

    tracker link https://public.tableau.com/profile/peter.james.walker#!/vizhome/COVID-19attheWhiteHouse-ContactTracking/Home

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  5. If f**king trump were to have a rally on top of a mountain, we could make a fortune selling tartar sauce to magas going to it.

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  6. Steve from Beaverton says:

    When Eric speaks, he speaks nothing intelligible, but still the cult listens. To see religious “leaders” crowd around Trumpf with their hands on his shoulders tells you everything you need to know about them and their religion. They worship a monster. Here’s hoping Franklin Graham caught the virus at the rose garden reality show episode.

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  7. “Thou shalt not bear false witness.”

    The Trump family can’t even talk about Christianity without breaking one of the Commandments.

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  8. the President shall henceforth be known as Donald “The Hammer” Trump. okay, probably not.

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  9. I’m surprised eric was able to do anything other then drool form his mouth.

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  10. Save Christianity? He wouln’t know Christianity from catnip!

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  11. Well bless his heart. That poor boy don’t even know which arm to keep it under. He sure as hell don’t have two clues to rub together about Christianity.

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  12. Grandma Ada says:

    To paraphrase Ann Richards, Eric can’t help it, he was born with a silver foot in his mouth.

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  13. Trump worships at The Church of Greed.
    Located on the corners of Lies and Cheating
    Parallel streets are Adultery and Gluttony
    For more directions, dial 666.

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  14. Steve from Beaverton says:

    And the other member of the dumb and dumber brothers, junior, claims many are saying Nancy Pelosi has a substance problem. He gets the many people standard lie line from daddy. He also gets the projection tactic from him because daddy has been criticized for his irrational steroid rants.

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  15. While tRump did not literally save Christianity he did figuratively save it. Since the Mafia Don took office there has been a rise among attendees at the liberal and progressive churches. I suspect that even they know the devil when they see one.

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  16. Brad in Dallas says:

    No doubt a third testament is on the way (4th for the Mormons) extolling the miracle of Donnie saving God. He’ll ascend to heaven in a fiery chariot, and then rename the place, and then install golden toilets. Jesus, even Northe Korea’s Kim family just deifies one ruler.

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  17. The Surly Professor says:

    Steve from Beaverton: when a student writes in a paper or dissertation something like “many companies use x”, I always challenge them to name three of those “many”. For four years now, I’ve been wanting some reporter to do the same to Trump when he does the “many people” thing.

    Micr@2 ‘What do “models”/porn stars abuse to get themselves through another night?’

    In Melanoma’s case, it’s probably the line in the pre-nup that specifies how much she rakes in when Trump checks into the Horizontal Hilton.

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  18. Sandridge says:

    And in other good Xristianist news, San Antonio megachurch [Cornerstone] fundy Talibangelical Dominionist preacher, 80-something Rev John Hagee has the COVID bug.
    Hagee is an extremely powerful and influential [and mega-wealthy] behind-the-scenes Republican mover-and-shaker.
    Hagee founded and runs the subversive CUFI group [Christians United For Israel] that wields undue influence over US Middle East policies. His power extends to many other US sectors.

    https://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/John_Hagee

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  19. Grandma I remember when Ann said that. Oh how I miss her and Molly Ivans.

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