Here’s the Deal
We got together a bunch of retired people and went in together and bought 1,000 Biden/Harris yard signs. We set up a deal where people could come pick them up off our front porches — one sign for free but more than one for $3 each (our cost) in a bucket next to the signs safely with no physical contact. Since we all have RING doorbells that pretty much keeps Republican ruffians off our porches.
We also are spread out all over this giant county so we offered to deliver them to people who aren’t getting out at all.
There are very few Trump signs around our county so we figured this would be a good thing. We figured we’d give away about 800 of them and save the rest to use at the polls on early voting and election day.
Oh holy damn cow! I am running a full time taxi service. I volunteered to be the person who people text if they need a delivery. I never figured on this being a full time job. So, if I am a bit distracted for the week or whenever we have signs, please know I will get back here as soon as I can.
Meanwhile, this made me laugh out loud. Thanks, Larry.
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I’m shocked that this spelling bee winner didn’t spell sight as site. At least he didn’t put an apostrophe S.
1What amazes me is how they get upset when we point out their bad spelling and grammar and laugh at them.
2It never bothered me if I did something stupid and got laughed at.
The defining characteristic of the RW is a total lack of humor.
How many Trumpster cultists does it take to spell…..anything really? And they look sooo proud of their work.
3Isn’t it cute how men who didn’t pay attention in school now like to play dress up and carry weapons? I wonder why they didn’t join the Army – then they could do it every day!
4Mike @2::
5Thanks. I love laughing at my own f**k ups. It reminds me that I think for myself and am not dependant on somebody else for mi opinion. There’s a saying I like to quote. Show me somebody that never f**ks up and I’ll show you somebody that never does a goddamn thing.
MORANS!!!!!!!
6Mike and P.P., exactly. If we didn’t have ourselves to laugh at some days there would be no humor. Thing is with these covidiots is that there were five of them and possibly another manning the camera, yet none of them caught the errors.
The “L’Otter” in the beret is too precious. And, probably too smart to attend any Turkey ‘Shot’ sponsored by those morons. Unless of course those idjits are thinking to take aim at Powerball, if they don’t like the roll of the balls. If their aim is as good as their intent, odds are they’ll be missing more than IQ digits.
7Otterly rediculous…
8Ms. Juanita Jean Herownself, please excuse my lapse in manners. Thank you! We already have a sign in mind for our gate post compliments of the WMDBS. We love “Poseiden for Biden.” Again, thank you and El Jefe!
https://juanitajean.com/wp-content/uploads/2020/09/Poseidon-for-Biden.jpg
Being that we live way too close for our liking to eastern Oregon Loud Boi territory and Iduho ‘sovereign’ terrorists, we’re still contemplating our sanity should we fly the sign.
9My very nice Dem precinct captain kindly brought me a Biden sign last weekend. However, if/when it gets stolen out of my yard, I’ll stop by for a replacement!
10I drive through a very nice bedroom/retirement community on my way home. There are a few Republican political signs but no Trump signs except one. Somehow a trashy little trailer with accompanying yard junk is right in the middle of it with one of those humongous Trump signs that practically cover the front of the trailer. It makes me laugh every time I see it, and the thought comes to mind, “They’re really living the American Dream.” In fact, I don’t see any of the usual Trump signs anywhere this election year, and for other offices the roadsides and front yards are full of them.
11Vive la L’Otters!
12My local farmer’s market has a “politics row”. A woman had a bunch of different “Vote Republican” signs, none of which mention Trump. What’s funny are the ones that say things like “Had enough? Vote Republican” and “Fed up? Vote Republican”.
Before I could go ridicule her, others got there first. “Yup, I’m fed up with the way the Democratic governor and legislature has run this state into the ground” – of course, the state has a Republican governor and overwhelmingly Republican legislature.
Another heckler said “We’ve had enough of that incompetent Democratic President … now what is his name?”
Nobody bought any signs from her, and she gave up with loud huffing, eye-rolling, and sighs. I wanted to take a photo to post here, but she skedaddled too fast for me to get my camera and return. She genuinely had no cognition that if we’re screwed now, it’s because of her own party. Or that people were applauding not her, but her leaving.
13The Texas flag colors on the door is a nice touch. Just shows that the Texas elementary grades education system doesn’t invest enough in the remedial spelling programs here…
14I liked the L’Otter pic so much when I saw it way back when that I downloaded it for later enjoyment.
As far as signs go, here in Devin Nunes’ disctrict, the county Republican Party has paid for and distributed oversized red, white and blue yard signs and placed them all over town. A “discussion” is taking place about whether they are appropriate or not but party officials are sticking with it.
It reads (unedited):
TRUMP
2020
NO MORE BULLSHIT
I don’t even know what that’s supposed to mean. As far as I’m concerned, they’ve only hurt themselves.
15One of our businesses has about a dozen “Vote Republican signs, white letters on red, on its lawn.
A local Democrat made up a set of Burma Shave-type signs of the same font and background as the offending signs and stationed them preceding the GOP signs:
“VOTE COIN SHORTAGE”
“VOTE TO KILL THE POST OFFICE”
“VOTE FOR LOSERS IN THE MILITARY”
“VOTE FOR CATASTROPHE”
According to research by GOP strategist Frank Luntz and Democratic strategist George Lakoff, drivers will not be able to dissociate those four signs from the followup sight of a lawn full of “Vote GOP” signs.
16Down the street there is a yard with three signs, two for “Trump/Pence” and one saying that the viewer should not vote for a leftist liberal socialist. Um, what?? I wasn’t surprised that it was there: someone at that house drives a RED pickup with a MAGA hat on the dashboard and a Don’t Tread On Me bumper sticker. I suspect he drives that pickup on socialist highways…and he has silver hair, so Medicare and Social Security? A neighbor told me the dolt mows his lawn fully armed, so he is a beauty… Most of the neighborhood has Biden signs: ByeDon is my favorite.
17Of course they can’t spell! Which means they have real difficulty reading (old school teacher here). I’m all for the Otter. Saw a lot of them in Canada!
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