Hell, Yeah, I’m Drunk
New Mexico Governor Susana Martinez’s name was often mentioned as a possible GOP presidential running mate.
The police were called to a hotel where Governor Martinez and her staff were having a party. The Governor drunk dials 911 to find out why the police are there.
Quote of the year:
“I’m sorry, there is no one on the balcony, and there’s no one throwing bottles off the balcony. And if they were, it was about six hours ago.”
You can hear it all right here. It’s pretty damn funny, y’all.
She now qualifies for public office in Texas.
Thanks to Pam for the heads up.