December 19, 2017 By: Juanita Jean Herownself Category: Uncategorized
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My name is Susan DuQuesnay Bankston. I live in Richmond, Texas, in the heart of Tom DeLay's old district. It's nuttier than squirrel poop here.
I am honored and privileged to know Miss Juanita Jean Herownself, hairdresser extraordinary and political maven. Since she does not have time to fiddle with this internet stuff, I type her website for her and you can read it if you want to. If you don't, she truly does not give a big bear's butt.
A lot of what I post here has to do with local politics, but you probably have the same folks in your local government.
This ain't a blog. Blogs are way too trendy for me. This is a professional political organization.
Traitor trump is waddling scared. I’d say running but jelly belly couldn’t run if chased by hornets. Although that would be worth watching, I digress. Traitor trump has lynched himself with his own lies. Thing 1 and thing 2 are helping Mueller at every turn with their own lies. The only trump I haven’t heard lying is Barron. But he’s only 10 so there’s still time. Ivanka and Jared are up to their eyebrows in trouble for disclosures they “forgot about”. Wonder what that Christmas dinner discussion will be like. Heh heh
1Tilphousia – you forgot Tiffany, the other Trump daughter. Apparently, she has divorced herself from the family. Sort of “a plague on both your houses”.
2It’s party time, come on. I got the limbo pole to see how low wingnuts can go.
3MS. Juanita jean, hope you’re doing fun stuff like toy shopping for your fantastic Ben. Merry Christmas!
e platypus onion, if we limbo like worms, we’d still never discover the low depth of the wingnuts. They’re no longer lowering the bar. They’re digging a hole and dragging the bar in after themselves.
4So, everyone remembers the historic blowout in the Virginia House of Delegates election last month, right?
Today was the recount for HD-94. Shelly Simonds, the Democrat, was 10 votes behind.
During the recount, she came out ahead by 1 vote out with 11,608 votes.
This flips HD-94 from R to D, leaving the House of Delegates 50/50 D and R. Since ties would be broken by the (D) Lt Gov, we just took the VA House.
5Bob Boland, I can’t blame Tiffany, the “other Trump daughter,” for divorcing herself from the family. They seem to have forgotten about her entirely.
That name always reminds me of a flashback scene in the old “Kate and Allie” sitcom when the two friends were both pregnant for the first time and discussing baby names. “Brooks for a boy, and Tiffany for a girl. How about you?” “Angela for a girl, and Che for a boy.” “You’re naming your baby after radicals?!” “Well, you’re naming yours after stores!”
6On a slightly lighter note: Just read at Huffington that Disney has placed the robotic version of Trump in their hall of presidents.
They could have made the world safer by delivering the robotic version to the WH and taking the original to Disney… The original would have thought he was still in the WH and been much more harmless to us in an amusement park….just sayin’.
7Papa: how do you know they didn’t?
8slipstream:
The robot uses a better vocabulary and has bigger hands that press a red button.
9OOPS meant can press a red button. Sorry ’bout that.
10Dang it! “CAN’T” press a red button. Can’t get all ten in synch to type some nights…
11I hope you are just extra busy and nothing is wrong. We need you! Take care and have a wonderful holiday.
12Mueller or not, the investigation will continue.
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