In case you’re just checking in, Chris Christie is crawling out of his hole to speak to the public at 11:00 am ET, and that would be 10:00 am Texas time, except in this century.  Texas is usually a century behind.

Question:  is that too early for popcorn?  Wine?  Fireworks?  Scorn?

Just asking.  Fun watching.

UPDATE:  Fun thoughts as this goes along.

Oh, I get it.  You know that woman who couldn’t get an ambulance fast enough?  Not victim.  Chris Christie: victim.

Does it bother anyone but me that he left himself wiggle room for any new information that he finds in the future?  You can bet your patootie he knows more information will.

He says, “I am not a bully.”  Or a crook either?

It seems to me that Chris Christie wants you to remember this one thing:  he is the greatest person who ever lived.

Thelma just said, “Honey, we should be there because Christie is passing the bucks.  We need the money.”

Question.  How come Christie has been up soul searching over this for two nights if he only found out about it yesterday morning?  (Okay, he now says he misspoke.)

You know, it appears that Chris Christie doesn’t know much.  Now he’s claiming not to know anything about traffic studies.

With no votes counted, I am ready to declare New Jersey for Hillary Clinton.

How long are they going to let this thing go on?  It’s been an hour.

Okay, those of you who started reading a Russian novel when this press conference started have finished by now.  Christie hasn’t.

“I will apologize for the people under me who lied.”  Really.  How about, “I m sorry to be such a poor damn manager.”