He Works Hard For The Money
Chris Christie, y’all.
Chris Christie and Jamie Foxx dancing the night way.
There’s an article in the New York Times this morning about Chris Christies’ ability to go first class on others people’s money. It’s kinda stunning.
As he has traveled more widely, particularly during the last year, when he led the Republican Governors Association, Mr. Christie’s first-class tastes have become well known. He made it clear when he campaigned for Mr. Romney in 2012 that he would do out-of-state events only if he was given a private plane, even during the primary, when the candidate’s wife was still flying commercial to save money. The Romney campaign came to understand that he preferred a Cessna Citation X, which, its manufacturer boasts, has exotic wood interiors and a Rolls-Royce engine.
His explanation for all this lavish lifestyle, some of it on the taxpayer dollar?
“I try to squeeze all the juice out of the orange that I can.”
Put the damn orange down, Christie. You’ve had enough.
Thanks to David for the heads up.
This might be hard for some but, what if we all banded together and completely ignored Christie? A total news and comment black-out. He will never be President. As an American he is about as embarrassing as things get, really. What were people in New Jersey thinking?
1Christie “prefers” a Citation X? Hell I “prefer” a Gulfstream 650. But I fly in whatever SWA or AA or BA happens to be flying that day.
Christie might check out the 747. They are referred to as “wide body” as well.
2He is a constant irritant and embarrassment to New Jersey. He was using a fancy helicopter here to go to his kid’s baseball game. Got caught and had to pay for the rides.
He is really despicable and makes me despair of the office of governor. We haven’t had a good one since the days of Tom Kaine. Crooks and liars all of them.
3With his “wide body”, I doubt that Christie would fit in any seat on a commercial flight. Even first class seats probably can’t hold that fat ass.
4I said it before I ‘ll say it again. I know Jersey guys. They’re all blustering, bombastic, belligerent, bullies with giant egos and delusions of grandeur. This atty-tood doesn’t play in Peoria. Or anywhere else outside the NJ, NY, Philly area.
Christie can’t control himself. What you see is exactly who he was raised to be. Men with Egos that size are not Presidential material since they put themselves before anyone else.
Christie’s flame out will be entertaining, especially if goes down badly!
And it probably will. 🙂
5Mika and Joe be having a sad, as their friend the Outlaw Jersey Whale goes down in flames. What’s next, people noticing the corporate media fluffers went all first class Koch and “ooh la la, one of the Koch brothers has a wife ever so whatever.”
That’s a ‘loose’ quote from the alleged liberal Mika. Girlfriend has two daughters, isn’t it time she grew up?
As for Scar, there is no statute of limitations on murder. Tick tock.
6Hannity: “I’m not trusting Obama to tell me whether to vaccinate my kid’s”
we are so screwed…….
Obama derangement syndrome is limitless.
7For the sake of Hannity’s children it’s a pity there is no vaccine against gross stupidity.
8“I try to squeeze all the juice out of the orange that I can.”
Replace the words orange juice with middle class – and you pretty much have the Koch’s plan.
9Can I move to New Jersey where only oranges pay taxes?
10Looks like Rob Ford borrowed Trump’s fur piece’e sheds and crocheted a wig. Wait,that ain’t Ford. He can actually boogie down I hear.
11Delusions of grandeur never end well.
12Damn! He knows where he can put that orange, squeezed or unsqueezed! Beg pardon, mamma.
13Proving — yet again — that “greed” is not a synonym of “sophistication.” New Jersey really should be embarrassed.
14I’m sure New Jersey is embarrassed; my sister in law lives there.
15It’s official. I’m replacing the derogatory name Chris Crisco with The Outlaw Jersey Whale. Thanks, Polite Kool Marxist.
16I think Christie should have a talk with the surgeon who did his gastric by-pass ’cause I don’t think it’s working!!
17Zyxomma, you’re welcome. The first (and last) time I heard the Outlaw Jersey Whale speak was a few years ago. Please do not get me wrong, as I am a huge fan and defender of women. But … it was a Town Hall meeting and the bully from nowhere stepped up (uninvited) to defend a lady whose name I forget from a heckler. Like Dude, let the lady speak for herself.
Only heard $arah Palin once, too.
Those two idiots sent my Moron Meter into warp drive. With Mittens allegedly out of the race for 2016, the race for the establishment vote/cash between OJW and Jeb could be mildly amusing. Makes me wish they’d skip the debates and go to the mat WWE style.
18I live in NJ(and HELL NO, didn’t vote for the a$$).
Just found out that we the NJ taxpayers are going to be charged $40,000 for the hotel bill alone. When all of the expenses add up(travel, meals, security, etc.), I expect the bill will be MUCH higher.
19Progressives and unions gave us the middle class, so of course the KKKochs want it dead so their kind can be KKKing.
20Off color question-anybody know what Fat and Furious’ left hand is doing? Beats me.
21I believe that comment about “squeezing the juice” came in response to questions about Jordan (the country, not the great basketball player) paying for his family’s entire trip to that country. The comment came after one describing what a terrific learning experience the trip was for his children. I think the larger education the girls are getting are through his example of using his elected position to take advantage of people far and wide to feather his own nest. Some might call that prostitution, but to His Whaleness, it’s just bidness as usual.
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