He Wasn’t Kidding, Y’all.
Donald Trump gave a speech last night at the Susan B Anthony Club in DeeCee.
He was his usual calm self. Then he said,
“But if Democrats gain power, they will try to reverse these incredible gains. These are historic gains. They will try and reverse many of them. So your vote in 2018 is every bit as important as your vote in 2016 — although I’m not sure I really believe that, but you know. (Laughter.) I don’t know who the hell wrote that line. I’m not sure. (Laughter and applause.) But it’s still important.”
Sure, there was laughter but it was nervous laughter, because Trump was serious. And, as usual, he was reading his speech for the first time.
… But it’s still important, but not real important because my name isn’t on the ballot.
Thanks to Bryan for the heads up.
As the vote gets closer though, we can bank on one thing. If [when] it looks like Democrats are winning enough seats to impeach him, he’ll set up the squeal,”It’s all rigged! Rigged, I tells ya!”
It’s what he does.
1So your vote is important, but not important, so we’ll just cancel the election and not have a Congress and save so much money, you won’t believe it, and I will make all decisions by writing my name bigly on executive orders and all our historic gains will be protected forever. Also, I’m hearing great things about Susan B. Anthony. Is she here?
2So I did a quick Google search on the SBA Club, to find out it is a pro-life thing. Not a women’s rights thing. Who knew?
3He doesn’t think the 2018 elections are important, because he still doesn’t realize if Democrats gain the majority in the House, they have the Speaker, leadership roles in all of the committees, an ability to call hearings…
He’ll find out all of that for the first time after the midterms.
4@NJGal, SBA being an anti-abortion club makes me just grind my teeth! I think they picked the name just to piss feminists off.
5Susan B. Anthony fought for women’s rights, so what right do Dump and the anti-abortionists have to co-opt her name?
6She must be turning over in her grave.
I don’t know, I’m kinda happy that he can actually read. I thought his usual Palin freestyle as his cover.
7Wow! He actually read something in print? They must be playing hockey n Hell!
8maggie, when hockey players go to hell, they are assigned roller blades with steel wheels. The rink is surfaced with a coarse macadam. Friction is a hockey players hell.
Besides, we all know Trump can’t read. He is just making it up as he goes.
9Winging it.
By the seat of his pants.
@Coprolite
Imho, Aside from Marty McSorley and Sean Avery, there are no hockey players in Hell.
10Fossilized Feces, how do you know so much about Hell’s hockey sheets?
11Nervous laughter, eh? The kind that happens when you hope like hell the speaker isn’t totin’ and you are damn sure he is off his meds!
12John Oliver stated that the video footage of Gaddafi’s final moments is Putin’s “favorite” video. Putin apparently watches it over and over. I sincerely wonder if 45 has ever seen it…
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