Last night Houston area Republican State Representative Dan Huberty was in what he is calling “a minor auto accident” but police say they arrived at the scene to find a Corvette “parked under a minivan.”

Huberty was arrested at the scene for DWI after failing a field sobriety test.

He says —

Okay, Danny, so you drink too much and that is surely a problem. But you are also a 52 year old chubby grown man who drives a souped-up black and red Corvette. That, my friend, means you have a whole mess of problems you need to deal with. There’s even a You Tube of them towing off your age-impropriate mode of transportation.

Thelma says that her vast experience in the area of these things has led her to state as a damn fact, “Men who drive small fast car usually are.”